Lips Ahoy! Katie Price Parties With Her New Face in LA…

With so many Brits running around Hollywood right now, some haven’t got a hope in hell of getting noticed, but others – like Katie Price – just can’t avoid the paparazzi scrum.

I like Katie… No, I really I do! But sometimes I think that the little miss needs a lesson (or two) in social etiquette.

I bumped into her at the Château Marmont the other night as she dined with soccer hardman turned actor, Vinnie Jones, and his wife Tanya.

Was it really only a year ago I hung out with Katie and her ex-hubby Peter Andre at Elton John’s Oscar bash? My how time flies. Look how much has changed in her life, a new husband and um, her very pouty new lips. At least that’s how they looked to me, those beauties appeared even bigger and better than the last pair she had!

All seemed well, though KP did come across rather nervous about the amount of dodgy British journalists loitering around her table desperate to fill their columns back in the UK (er, but not of me of course, eh Kate?)

After Katie broke the ice with a warm: “Hi Sean, how are you?” I looked over and replied with a genuine comment on how good she looked, though I couldn’t help wondering if she truly believed me, as she just stared back at me with a vacant look.

Is she that insecure? Or is it that she has the attention span of a goldfish? Anyway, Pricey was far more concerned about texting from her Blackberry than chatting to her dinner guests. At one point Vinnie [Jones] even looked over and shouted: “Oi, who you texting now?” and Katie replied: “I’m texting Alex [Reid]!”

OK, so it all makes sense now, there was me thinking Katie was on some self-promotional trip to LA LA land yet again, but now I hear she followed her new husband Alex Reid over here, probably to keep an eye on him. Reid is currently in Southern California filming scenes for his new reality martial arts TV show.

Katie, codependency is a word widely used here in Hollywood, look it up, don’t fall into the habit of being too into your man… or your lips for that matter love!

Vinnie’s Mini Roughneck Role…

What a shocker! Roughneck hardman Vinnie Jones has landed a ‘little’ part on US telly playing, er… wait for it… a roughneck hardman.

Well what else did you expect!

I’m hear the ex-footballer stars in an upcoming episode of NBC’s Chuck in which viewers will see him appearing as a hitman who takes a beautiful cop hostage. Quality casting!

But seriously at least someone has given Jonesy a job, I was starting to think his career might be going down the pan after hearing he decided to take part in Celebrity Big Brother in the UK, where fellow contestants have already suspected him of stealing the corned beef (such dramz).

I am not saying Vin’s hard up for cash or anything, but one certainly wonders why on earth he agreed to take part in such low-rent TV especially after appearing in hit Hollywood movies such as X-Men 3.

Vinnie’s character in Chuck is described as devoid of all emotion apart from his love life.

A case of life imitating art perhaps, eh Vinnie?

Guy’s Dolls!

A little dickie tells me Guy Ritchie is considering his next movie move, and it’s not what you’d think.

The director, who is most famous for his hardman gangster flicks is thinking about making a new big-screen adaptation of the classic musical Guys and Dolls, which is er, basically gangsters wearing jazz shoes…