All The Single Boys, All The Single Boys … At Lohan’s Birthday Bash!

While glamour girl Kelly Brook is being linked to just about anyone in showbiz just so she can to stay in the press, her ex, Danny Cipriani isn’t haven’t too many problems moving on with his life either, by the looks of it.

The Rugby ace, currently in tinseltown attended Lindsey Lohan’s 24th birthday bash last night at Voyeur in West Hollywood, hanging out with Paris Hilton’s ex-boyf’ Doug Reinhardt.

It would seem however, that some things never change in Li-Lo’s life … According to sources; the night didn’t run as smoothly as planned.

The troubled star who’s currently wearing a SCRAM alcohol-monitoring bracelet wrote on her Twitter page in the early hours: “A waitress just hit me – punched me for no reason.” Here we go again …

One eyewitness said, “The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt, and Lohan was hanging out with him. She was jealous, and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face! Doug didn’t want any part of it and went to the other side of the booth. Lohan ran out.”

Hmm, it appears the drama was flowing more freely than the booze… Lindsay – clearly NOT another year older and wiser was then escorted off the premises by security clutching tightly on her can of Red bull. Fun night!

Well, let’s forget about Lohan and her silly party for a second and put the focus back on the boys …  What a shame we can’t link Danny and Doug together, how fun would that be, eh? … Well, they did leave the club together (joke! … Oh come on admit it, that would be much more interesting to read about…)

Peach Tango Anyone? Geldof Tops Up Her Tan!

It must be a good ten minutes since Peaches Geldof has been in the papers so she’s been going out of her way to avoid any more press attention (yeah right) by posting snaps of herself sunbathing in skimpy beachwear on Twitter.

On the plus side, her stars and stripes bikini is way less controversial than the Confederate flag T-shirt she was snapped in a few weeks ago, but on the other, that casual ‘on-a-phonecall while smooshing boobs together’ stance is a bit too Page 3 try-hard, darling.

Maybe she thinks posting pics of her posing in her smalls will help her get another lingerie contract. After being dropped from Ultimo she’s in the market for a new job!

Brand’s Plan… Revenge is Sweeter!

Funny guy Russell Brand is threatening to leak racy shots of fiancé Katy Perry, after she released a snap of him wearing a white lacey wedding gown on Twitter a few weeks back.

Now, the scruffy-faced star is thinking of ways to get even with the Hot ‘n’ Cold singer.

The pics of Perry – according to Brand are pretty HOT (‘n’ certainly not cold by the sounds of it).

He revealed to MTV: “I’m trying to think of a way to get revenge.”

“Let me tell you there are photos of her [Katy] on my phone that could go nuclear.” Ooh, Russell…

But Brand added: “A man has to be respectful…I’m so tempted but I feel I’m going to need my testicles for the future.”

Russell, they say ‘revenge is sweeter’, so come on mate, you could accidentally (on purpose) lose your phone down the back of some dodgy PR person’s car, I reckon you must know a few… and what with your future wife twittering away your privacy, that would be a pretty acceptable excuse, I’d say… Go on Russ, do it!