Simon all warm and fuzzy? You better believe it!

Who says the love of a good women can’t melt the hardest of hearts?

Simon Cowell has publicly declared that his new girlfriend Mezhgan Hussainy is ‘the one’.

He told his pal Piers Morgan on his ‘Life Stories’ show, “I’m smitten with Mezhgan – I think she’s the one. She’s very special.”

Friends even reckon that Mezhgan and the notoriously anti-marriage Si might even tie the knot. A Cowell wedding? Now that’s a guestlist I’d like to be on!

Piers then asked if he wants kids with his new flame and Simon replied: “I think I need to have little Simons around.”

Simon first met make up artist Mezhgan seven years ago when he started working on American Idol and they’ve slowly been appearing in public together. They were spotted at Mr Chow’s in London ten days ago, and Mezhgan was sporting a sparkler on her ring finger.

Just one question Simon: who are you going to choose as your wedding singer?

SuBo’s Top Of The.. Er, Mops!

According to The Sun newspaper today, Britain’s Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle suffered another bizarre public meltdown yesterday when she started singing and dancing into a mop at Heathrow airport.

SuBo apparently grabbed the mop from a cleaner and gave a chaotic impromptu performance, before using the mop to clean other passengers shoes.

After receiving complaints, British Airways then tried to calm her down, but Susan fled the Terminal 5 lounge shouting, “I’ve escaped, I’ve escaped.”

An onlooker told The Sun: “It was chaos. Susan was very restless and agitated from the minute she walked in and immediately started making a scene.”

The source added, “She was singing and dancing around, shouting obscenities at full volume.”

Susan was on her way to Chicago to go on The Oprah Winfrey Show. In the end a BA staff member sat with her until it was time to board her flight.

This isn’t the first time SuBo has lost the plot and I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I don’t think SuBo is equipped to deal with the pressures of fame and it’s only a matter of time before she Boyles over again.

Peter Andre Twitters: I Won’t Kiss And Tell On Kate!

Peter Andre insisted today that he’s going to remain a ‘mysterious boy’ (sorry, I just had to) on the topic of why he and wife Katie Price split…

Burger me… Piers Is Simply Sizzling!

Er, well I never thought I’d see the day when I’d said… what a hunk of meat you are Piers Morgan… Did I really say that?!

The BGT and America’s Got Talent judge has revealed his (tomato) saucy side by stripping off for a tongue-in-cheek Burger King ad…

Susan’s Gone Off The Boyle…

I have to say after reading the many articles written on BGT’s Susan Boyle, I have since gone right off her. Yeah I know – call me fickle why don’t you.

But when the so-called ‘Youtube‘ singing sensation first stepped onto our computer screens with her debut, like everyone else I couldn’t get enough of her. With her ‘plump’ figure and frizzy grey perm she looked like somebody’s sweet old nanny and we adored her – all 286 million of us!

Brits Abroad: Borg ‘n’ Morgan in Hollywood!

It seems you can’t go anywhere in Hollywood these days without bumping into someone you know from England.

On Sunday night I was with my mate Simon Boyce at Cecconi’s, West Hollywood, having a quiet dinner after spending a lovely day in Malibu at the home of film director Marcus Nispel.

As always happens when you’re not planning on seeing anyone I bumped into Rock n Rolla star Toby Kebbel at the bar who tells me he’s out for America’s Got Talent judge – Piers Morgan’s birthday.

In my shorts and T-shirt I wasn’t exactly dressed for the occasion but Piers and I go waaaay back so I had to pop over to his table and say hi…