Peaches Turns 21… Someone Should Have SPLAT Her!

What would have you done if you were standing in front of Peaches Geldof at the time this pic was being taken? I know what I would have, yup! Creamed Peaches with a cake SPLAT!

Friends of the obnoxious ‘wild thing’ currently dating actor – film director Eli Roth, were responsible for throwing a surprise 21st birthday dinner for her in Hollywood last night.

Twitter addict Peaches, tweeted: ‘Thank you to all my amazing friends here for my birthday surprise at H Wood. I love you all! The Nerds candy covering the tables = awesome!’ she gushed.

She later told guests: ‘There is no place in LA I feel more at home than in Gay Town, aka Weho. I think I may actually be a gay man trapped in a woman’s body.’

Er, don’t insult us darling please. And after being snapped last week kissing hunky Eli, I wonder what he would make of such a statement, eh Peach? However, nothing would surprise me in this town… Sorry Eli!

Life’s Peachy, eh Eli?

Looks like Peaches Geldof’s got herself a new boyfriend – and one that makes a change from her usual skinny indie band boys.

The ‘it’ girl daughter of Sir Bob has been spotting snogging Inglorious Basterds actor Eli Roth all over Los Angeles since her hookup with him at the Vanity Fair Oscars party on Sunday night.

On Monday they were spotted kissing in Eli’s car (pictured) – with Peaches in the same dress from the night before – and yesterday they couldn’t go more than a few steps without stopping for a PDA. And Eli, 37, and Peaches, 20, both seemed fine that they were caught on camera.

So to recap: Eli’s tall, handsome and loves the limelight as much as Peaches – looks like a match made in heaven to me!

Peaches Almost Pureed In California Car Crash…

This shocking little tale just winged its way over to me via Hollywood’s elitist gossip mongers, that Peaches Geldof narrowly avoided serious injury in a car crash yesterday, but she didn’t let the little matter of a near-death experience ruin her trip to Disneyland in Anaheim.

The sometime DJ, model and daughter of Live Aid chief Sir Bob Geldof, was in a car with four friends when the driver’s foot slipped on the pedals and it spun out of control on the freeway leaving the bonnet crushed and front bumper bashed in.

But the 20-year-old and her ‘crew’ – who she refers too as the ‘I Don’t Give a F***’ crew –

obviously wasn’t too shook up by the experience.

She managed to give Twitter followers a running commentary on the incident, saying, “Just actually experienced a full on car carsh (sic) with the IDGAF crew. Wow, I guess we really don’t GAF.”

Peaches and her gang later posted pics of themselves posing at Disneyland. Just watch out for the bumper cars at Disney’s California Adventure, eh Peaches?