The publicity push for Twilight: Eclipse has started and now even Oprah’s dying to know whether Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart are an item. The status of the two stars’ relationship is usually off-limits to journalists but Oprah’s, well, Oprah and so can ask what ever she wants!

The Big O asked the question on her show yesterday, and the pair tried to deflect the question.

Kristin looked uncomfortable but Robert took it all in his stride and joked with the chat show queen: “Kristen’s pregnant.”

The 20-year-old actress looked awkward and tried to get in on the joke, saying, “He really likes to shock people because he thinks it’s funny.”

She continued: “We’ve actually had this conversation…” before realising her mistake and adding: “He’s having the baby because I can’t. Imagine a baby coming out of this thing. That’s just not going to happen.” Errrr….did she just make a reference to her, ahem, bits?

Kristin seems pretty ill at ease in interview situations at the best of times but you’d have thought she’d be used to the Twilight circus by now. I’m guessing her ‘people’ have told her to keep birth references to a minimum from now on!

ARRGGGGGH! It’s Naomi caught without make-up… Run!

Would you hire this woman to promote your leading brands looking like this? Ladies and Gentleman – the real Naomi Campbell…

The former supermodel, photographed while holidaying in Miami yesterday turns 40 later this month, and if you ask me, she’s starting to look it too.

OK, so the body looks great, but what’s with that wincing face! Maybe she just caught sight of herself in the mirror, or perhaps she is simply P*SSED OFF… Again!

For the most part, Campbell appeared calm and relaxed, something the model doesn’t often seem good at, but lazing around onboard luxury yachts is clearly something she does do VERY well!

However, this particular yacht belongs to her boyfriend, Russian multi-millionaire Vladislav Doronin, so she can be forgiven for enjoying the good life this time around.

Only a week ago, the diva appeared on Oprah in a bid to win the public sympathy vote, giving us a sob story as she tearfully admitted to having a super-temper, telling the audience how she felt remorseful and ashamed at her angry outbursts. But to most (including me) the ‘act’ wasn’t a convincing one.

Naomi, I know you’re on holiday love, but put some slap on ya face in future, being spotted without your make-up is just as offensive as watching Kerry Katona’s gurning!

So, Naomi Campbell cries a few tears on telly and thinks it’s all OK, everyone will just simply forgive her?

Well, forgiven or not, the former supermodel HAS finally admitted to having a super-temper on The Oprah Winfrey Show, set to air later today in the US. Horrah bitches!

On the show, a solemn faced Campbell said: “It comes from a deeper place, from another type of emotional disorder.”

She also revealed the intense guilt she experiences as a result of her violent outbursts when she said: “I feel remorseful, ashamed.”

As tears ran down her cheeks, Campbell added: “I’m striving to be a better person.” Aww, our hearts bleed for you…

The phone-bashing diva’s mother and Russian mogul boyfriend, Vladimir Doronin, were in the audience during the show.

While it’s not exactly shocking to hear Naomi has an “emotional disorder,” at least she admitted it.

In light of the fact that the girl has pleaded guilty to multiple charges of assault and violence and that she’s been banned from British Airways, I guess she couldn’t get away with denial at this point.

I’m all for giving someone a second chance, but Naomi, didn’t you get the memo sweetie? We’re not buying into those tears, uh, uh, not this time… Not ever!

Lady Gaga has confessed that she is a secret Susan Boyle fan; I mean talk about chalk and cheese!

The outrageous singer admitted, “I love Susan Boyle. She is my woman of the year. She has achieved more in this year than most artists will in a lifetime.”

Well, well, I wonder what the hairy angel will make of this?

Gaga added, “This time last year nobody even knew who she was and now she is knocking the world’s most established artists off the album and singles charts.” She continued, “Our styles are different. I don’t know if we could work together, but never say never. It would be great to work with somebody of that talent.”

Boyle has already won an army of loyal celebrity fans including OPRAH WINFREY, ELAINE PAIGE, DEMI MOORE and even the US president BARACK OBAMA with her rags to riches story, but Lady Gaga? I would have never have believed this if were not for my well- placed source in the Gaga camp who is, ahem, should I say, um, pretty well placed indeed…

Well, one thing’s for sure, at least they have one thing in common… the pair of them appear to be absolutely bonkers.

Gaga told a pal that she had followed Subo’s meteoric rise ever since she saw her first Britain’s Got Talent audition on popular website YouTube and has been a loyal fan ever since. The pal added, “Lady G would love to get the chance to perform with Subo as soon as possible.”

What a double act that would be eh, SuGa? GaBo? I love it, can’t wait!