What the Butler Saw!

Apparently Li-Lo and Scot serial shagger Gerard Butler are more than ‘just good friends’. The pair was pictured together at an LA party last week getting up close and apparently afterwards they went to a hotel together. To be a fly on the wall…or a SCRAM on the ankle!

Says a source: “They arrived at the party separately. When they saw each other they got together and embraced.

“As the afternoon wore on, they became more and more friendly and eventually one thing led to another and they left together.

“Friends said they went off to a hotel. They were all over each other at the party, really not leaving each other’s sides.”

Is this really a good idea Gerard? Gerard has been tee-total for years and Lindsay has been tee-total for, er, days. Maybe he’ll be a good influence on the ‘troubled’ star!

LiLo Goes Blonde After Getting SCRAMED!

A newly blonde Lindsay Lohan is sporting more than just her blonde locks these days… she’s also flashing a very special bracelet. No, not a diamond bracelet from Tiffany’s… but an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet!

LiLo was expected to appear at a progress review court hearing in Los Angeles last week regarding her probation stemming from her 2007 DUI (which is her second); however, the so-called actress missed the hearing because she was at The Cannes Film Festival. The judge assigned to the case issued an arrest warrant for Lohan, setting the bail at $100,000.

At the re-scheduled hearing, the judge ordered Lohan to attend weekly alcohol education classes, wear a SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring) bracelet, refrain from drinking alcohol, and undergo random drug testing. (Sooo glamorous Lindsay!)

The falling starlet is reportedly in talks to be in an upcoming comedic film called The Dry Gulch Kid alongside actor Johnny Knoxeville. If LiLo is cast in the movie she will have to wear the monitoring bracelet during filming in Texas and make herself available for random drug tests in order to comply with the rules of her probation.

Honestly, I’m shocked that anyone is still interested in working with the girl. Blonde or brunette, she’s obviously very unreliable and troubled. Let’s see if LiLo’s newfound blonde ambition allows her to appear at her next in-person court hearing on July 6^th… I wouldn’t bet on it…

Lindsay Just Wants Another Shot (at the big time!)

My first thought when I saw this pic Lindsay Lohan, was ‘Don’t do it Linds, things aren’t that bad surely?’ but then I realised it’s just another (yawn) attention seeking way for Lindsay to try and stay in the public eye.

It’s part of a photoshoot Lindsay has done for photographer Tyler Shields‘ upcoming book The Dirty Side of Glamour. I wonder what made him think of Li-Lo for that concept…?

Other pics include Lindsay pretending to choke the photographer while holding the gun, but last night her Twitter fans weren’t impressed.

One follower said she shouldn’t be doing ‘soft-core porn’ and Lindsay angrily replied: ‘It’s not soft core porn hunny, it’s called ART.’

Whatever it is, it certainly ain’t a movie. When’s the last time Lindsay did one of those?

She claims she wants to work and last night the former actress was doing her best to make sure casting directors know she’s clean, sober and ready to do just that. She was pictured on a night out at Chateau Marmont. Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay…

Li-Lo plans to lie low – in Britain!

Lock up your sons! (And daughters!) Wildchild Lindsay Lohan is planning on moving from La La-Land to London.

After spending a week partying in the capital (sorry – I mean throwing fundraisers for Haiti) she tweeted: “Moving to the UK is in my near future,’ and then said: ‘better dj’s/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away!”

Lindz has spent all week doing interviews with The Sun newspaper, talking candidly about her drug abuse and stormy relationship with Samantha Ronson.

The 23-year-old describes her terror at collapsing in her bathroom after taking Ambien, her three stints in rehab and how she still loves Sam but felt that the Ronson family came between them.

“I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to,” she says.

But she still drinks, and reckons she’s allowed to have the odd tipple because she er, ‘knows her limits’. I hope so Li-Lo – otherwise fourth time’s a charm for rehab right my dear?

Was It Really Necessary Lindsay?

You have to watch this video posted on Funny OR DIE – it’s of that fame-damaged redhead Lindsay Lohan, in what appears to be her new ad campaign – “Single and Ready to mingle,” for eHarmony.

In it she states she is looking for a compatible mate – either male or female – who likes a night out on the town, long walks on the beach and ankle ring monitoring bracelets…

Bunny Girl Lil’ Joined on Stage by Bouncy Girl Li-Lo!

My pal Todd Interland must be happy bunny today, his client Lily Allen rocked the Wiltern last night as her US tour hit Los Angeles and her show featured a very special guest – Lindsay Lohan.

Fashionista Lil donned various costume changes during her fab 50-minute performance, including Playboy bunny ears and sparkly hotpants, and then during a cover of Brit’s hit Womaniser, she enticed Linds’ – who’d been watching from the side to join her on stage…