Does Katy Know You’re Out Russell?

Now I think about it, I can’t understand why it hasn’t happened before. Russell Brand at a Victoria’s Secret party? It seems like an obvious invite to me!

The loose-lipped lothario was there to help celebrate the launch of the brand’s new swimwear catalogue along with models Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel.

Maybe he was just browsing for a swimming cossie for fiancee Katy Perry… Hmm, I wonder!

US Sport is a Load of Balls, Says Russ!

Russell Brand reckons basketball is nothing compared to watching his beloved West Ham and wasn’t impressed with the LA Lakers game he saw last night.

The footy mad star hung out courtside with fiance Katy Perry but when he couldn’t get into the sport, he voiced his frustration in a series of Tweets. In fact, there were so many it seemed like he spent more time Tweeting than watching the match!

As he arrived, he posted: “Lakers tonight. I’ll be courtside” and then quipped: “Kobe [Bryant] must focus on three balls because I refuse to wear underpants.”

And once he got home, the game was obviously still on his mind. He tweeted:

“What is a Laker anyway? A sub aquatic Quaker? It doesn’t make sense.”

“And they pick the ball up in their hands. God, I miss West Ham.”  At one point he also said: “I’ve just heard the Lakers are all millionaires! How! I put my balls in a basket ONCE and I was thrown out of the maternity ward.”

OK Russ we get the idea – you’re not into basketball and the players are overpaid. Thing is, with courtside seats at the Lakers costing around $3300, you’re obviously not short of a few bob either!

Russ Takes Katy on the Heath – No, Not Like That!

Reformed sex addict Russell Brand seems to be behaving himself these days and has been faithful to girlfriend, singer Katy Perry for weeks now.

The loved-up pair are currently staying at Russ’s North London home and spent the day frolicking in the snow on Hampstead Heath in London, even borrowing a sledge from a local child to go for a ride down the hill.

And if there’s one thing my pal Brand knows how to do, it’s how to make a girl shriek, so he must have been chuffed to bits when they flew down the hill and Californian-born babe Katy started whooping.

After finishing the ride, Russell gave the sledge back to the delighted kid before going for a romantic stroll with Katy. Could Russ’s New Year’s resolution be monogamy? Ah, it must be love!