The ‘Price’ Of Fame… Katie Humiliated On US Telly!

Former topless model Katie Price aka Jordan hit the US en-route to the Australian outback yesterday where she is to appear for the second time in six years the on the popular ITV1 reality show ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!’

But first the seemingly brainless celebrity popped into Los Angeles for a bit of botox, oh and to be publicly torn to shreds by on the Chelsea Lately Show.

I mean seriously man this was beyond cringe-worthy television where the ex-wife of pop-singer Peter Andre candidly admitted to having tons of plastic surgery (a BIG no-no here in Hollywood for starters), and that was proud of the fact she was dating the cross-dressing cage fighter, Alex Reid.

The mother of the three told chat host Chelsea Handler, “I always fly over here to get my Botox done, I’m mad, and I love it. Come to LA and everyone has had it done.

“I always get my hair extensions done here as well. I fly over every three months to get my hair done and Botox. I’m mad aren’t I?

In reply Handler hysterically joked, “Well, you’re really helping our economy – we could use it.” Price then spoke of her cross-dressing boyfriend Alex Reid’s career as a cage fighter.

She said: “I don’t know if it’s big here. He does cage fighting, UFC, do you have it over here?” Handler replied, “Maybe”, before asking: “So is he a celebrity too then?” Katie said: “He might be now he’s pictured with me everywhere.”

The quick-witted telly host then replied: “Well, you’re obviously going to take him straight to the middle.”

And if that wasn’t enough to add insult to injury, Handler sarcastically described Katie as ‘interesting’ then paying reference to the number of books Katie has published, added: “Thirty-three is impressive – even if they are children’s books.”

Upon further inspection of the interview it would seem to appear that Price girl didn’t even get half of Handler’s jokes that provoked ‘piss-pant’ style laughter from the audience.

Check it out for yourself below.

Stam-Pete… Fears for Singers Safety At HMV Signing

In the UK, Peter Andre has had to cancel one of his signings – because he’s too popular.

The Aussie singer told fans on his Twitter page that an appearance at HMV in Manchester had been called off because too many people were expected to show up fearing a stampede.

Pete, 36, wrote: “I was due to appear at HMV Manchester tomorrow 5pm but unfortunately HMV have cancelled due to the amount of people expected.”

But the star, whose divorce from Jordan will soon be finalised, reassured his fans that he would be visiting an Asda store in Horwich instead.

Last weekend a crowd of 9,000 at an album signing in Havant mobbed Pete.

Andre told close sources that he wants his kids, Junior and Princess, to join him on stage on his upcoming 26-day tour, which starts in February 2010.

Peter Andre Twitters: I Won’t Kiss And Tell On Kate!

Peter Andre insisted today that he’s going to remain a ‘mysterious boy’ (sorry, I just had to) on the topic of why he and wife Katie Price split…

I’m On Team Andre!

Looking at pictures over the last week of singer Peter Andre has made me realise what a difference NOT being with former topless model Katie Price has made to this man’s looks – by golly he has finally emerged! Check out how sexy, slim and confident the star now looks…

Jordan Disses Dining Date With The Queen!

On the telly Kate n Pete are considered TV royalty, but Jordan won’t be clinking glasses with the real Royal Family anytime soon, so I hear…

The Daily Mail is reporting that my fave British glamour girl has turned down the chance to dine at Buckingham Palace because she’s too busy filming her reality show here in Los Angeles – ooh get you Jord’s!

Katie said she was “gutted” because she was asked to lunch at the palace but couldn’t attend because of work commitments…

Missing Dress Turns up on Juliette Lewis at the Oscars!

I overheard this little piece of gossip the other night, one of my good friends, fashion designer Julia Clancey, was left a little gobsmacked when she discovered two of her creations – a dress and a handmade necklace worth $4000 that had gone missing over 9 months ago mysteriously turn up worn by actress Juliette Lewis at a rep carpet event here in LA.

The Oscars: Sir Elton John’s Goodie Bag’s GONE!

Sir Elton John and David Furnish hosted their annual extravagant Oscar party with a glittering guest list of Brit’ stars who turned up in their finery, including Kate Beckinsale, Zeta Graff, Simon Cowell, Terri Seymour, Gordon Ramsay, Katie Price, Victoria Beckham, oh and me…