Katie Price Debates Pete’s Love While Still Sleeping With Alex!

So, that hideous attention seeker, Katie Price has darkened LA’s doorstep once more, and she has a few new tales to share with us all… Ooh, I can honestly feel the excitement building already. Erm, NOT!

The glamour girl piped up about her latest failed marriage, and if she’s going on about one ex husband, well, she might as well talk about the other one as well. Katie has admit that despite the marriage to cage fighter Alex Reid being completely over, the two are still sleeping together…Thank goodness she has cleared that one up for us!

While out partying in Los Angeles last night, Katie said of Reid: “We’re separated. Yeah, he still comes to the house but we’re not together. Do I go and f*** Joe Public or do I go and f*** an ex? Can anyone here tell me that they’ve ever f***ed an ex?”… Such a classy choice of words!

Katie continued the rant by moving onto her first husband, Peter Andre, and the latest spat the two are having over their daughter’s burn mark on her back. Katie insists the burn mark is minor and hardly noticeable, she went on to say, “If you knew what went on over on Pete’s side of things, it is pure evil. He’s probably still in f***ing love with me. That’s the problem. There’s a thin line between love and hate.”

There sure is Katie, however it’s a line that can still be seen and from where I am, Pete is well and truly on the hate side.

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Yawn! Katie Price Arrives in LA… More Botox?!?!

So, Katie Price has had enough of the cold British weather and flown herself off to LA…wow they must feel so lucky to have her (NOT!) You’d think the ice queen would feel more at home in Britain’s “Big Freeze” than in the Californian sunshine. And why is she here anyway, certainly not for her flagging career surely… Perhaps for more botox and fillers!?

Rumors that the glamour girl and her husband, Alex Reid, are in crisis continue though, as Katie flew solo to the sunny State. While back in London, husband Reid has been seen leaving a party with a brunette.

Now, unless Katie Price and Jordan are no longer the same person, we can assure you this brunette was not his wife.

Apparently Katie was greeted by media frenzy as she arrived at LAX. I’m not one to judge but why on earth would there be ‘media frenzy’ for her in LA…

Does Hollywood actually care if she’s here or not? Do we even want her here? Well I can answer that one quite simply… Er, NO!

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The Price is Right… Katie Arrives in LA, LA For Botox and Fillers!

Katie Price is O-barmy! I’ve heard of people wanting it, and wanting it right now, but jumping on a jet plane across the Atlantic for a bit of Botox and few fillers in the lips is so extreme, isn’t her inflatable mouth big enough already… Um, I guess not!

Katie (aka Jordan to her topless modeling fans) arrived at LAX greeted by a sea of photographers (it must have been a quiet press day). Price, even had the cheek to wear a President Obama t-shirt upon arrival. Lord knows what the US immigration officials made of that, I’m surprised they let her in!

According to Katie, she should have been a big star in America by now. Somehow I don’t see that happening to her anytime soon…

One tabloid insider told me: “People just aren’t as interested in Katie Price the way they used to be, she’s pulled every trick in the book to stay on the front pages and we all feel she’s running out of ideas to stay on top!”

If you ask me, I reckon her fame is on the wane, even with her new reality show What Katie Did Next starting up again soon on the Living channel, I had noticed her column inches in the UK press shrinking more and more by the week.

It’s a real shame her lips won’t follow suit!

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Katie Price’s New Show: The Jordan Factor!?!?

Katie Price will be looking for someone to replace her as the new ‘Jordan’ on an X Factor-style reality series, tentatively titled The Jordan Factor, currently under development. Regarding the new show, Price stated: “I’m going to do the Jordan Factor – looking for the next Jordan.”

The upcoming programme is said to be presented on the Living TV channel, as part of a £5 million exclusive TV development deal Price made last month with Virgin Media Television, which owns the channel.

About working with Price, Virgin Media’s director of television, Claudia Rosencrantz, said: “I’ve always loved and admired Katie as she has always combined her beauty with her very good brain, and I’m thrilled to be working with her again.” The launch date of the new show has not yet been announced.

As if one Jordan isn’t enough, do we really need another?

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Katie’s new single is Priceless!

You’d have thought Jordan would have learned her lesson after her last disastrous foray into the music world, but no, the model/author/reality TV star/businesswoman can’t help but have another crack at the charts.

She performed her new single, Free to Love Again, on GMTV this morning and as you can see, quite apart from her voice – that sorry Katie, is just not up to scratch – she’s having trouble with the concept of lip-synching into the microphone in time!

And then there’s the dance ‘routine’ – talk about awkward!

Plus I think she’s got the inspiration for her hairdo from 80′s rockers Sigue Sigue Sputnik mixed with a dash of Jedward… Truly tragic!

I know there’s a lot of Katie/Jordan fans out there but I’m not sure even they’ll go for this latest reinvention. Lady GaGa’s got nothing to worry about!

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X-Rated Jordan… So What’s New?

Jordan aka Katie Price must be feeling a little bit ignored by the American photogs and what better way to remedy the rejection than with a bit of retail therapy… Er, at a seedy sex shop!

Predictable as ever, the booby celeb is always one for looking for that shock photo-op to grab the pouncing paps attention. So what does she do? Jord’ dragged her new husband cage-fighter Alex Reid around some of LA’s naughtiest X-rated stores.

The couple were pictured emerging from one store looking like they hadn’t a care in the world as they sauntered past a wall lined with crude cards and top shelf porn magazines.

Katie also had the cheek to tell paps and reporters at the scene: ‘She sees no reason why she can’t be just as big as the Beckhams have been, as she’s going for a different market.’

The former glamour girl is also rumored to have banned her husband from doing a nude shoot for British magazine Attitude, as she doesn’t want him to be as popular as her in the gay community.

Well if you ask me, with his army of loyal Big Brother fans on side, and that scrumptious six-pac constantly on show, I reckon Alex might have already upstaged Pricey in the pink-popularity stakes!

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Elton’s Oscar Bash Raises Tons of Cash!

How quickly Oscars came around this year. It seemed I’d only just taken off my tuxedo in 2009, then BAM! It was back on again in 2010 for the best party in town – Elton John’s AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Party held at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood.

This year the event raised a staggering $3.9 Million for the fight against HIV and AIDS.

Presented by Chopard, Jo and Raffy Manoukian and Neuro Drinks, the EJAF Viewing Party continues to be the leading fundraiser on Oscar night in Hollywood.

The couple’s bash has become a staple for all those without an invite to the ceremony itself and this year’s guest list read like a ‘who’s who’ to the entertainment world’s biggest names, and one of the best parties thrown by the EJAF so far (still no goodie bag however, but you can’t have everything I suppose, eh David!)

I arrived with my trademark date, the stunning diamond beauty, Zeta Graff, and the evening began with a cocktail reception, dinner and viewing of the 82nd Annual Academy Awards, followed by a very exciting live auction and a high voltage performance by the iconic Grace Jones.

“I’m so blown away this year, it’s fantastic,” Elton said. “It’s our stable fundraiser for the whole year, this is by far the most important, it gets us the most publicity and it raises the most money.

“It’s hard work because you have to walk around shaking hands with everyone but when we go home and it’s all finished we’ve met people and we’ve seen great entertainment close up.”

Drawing out quite a few of our favorite celebrities, Victoria Beckham and Heidi Klum were spotted looking as elegant as ever – even Victoria (who I often label Vic-bore-ria) was far from boring when she grabbed me and gave a big hug as she exited the ladies loos, “Sean!” she yelled… “How are you? I’m a bit drunk so no photos!” OK, so Posh is back in my good books!

Not far behind the beautiful models were “Glee” co-stars Lea Michele and Cory Monteith, followed by a brunette Hayden Panettiere.

Representing the Brits this year were the likes of recently engaged Simon Cowell who was glued to his foxy fiancé Mezhgan Hussainy all night, Mel B, fashion designer Julia Clancey, Amanda Holden, Michelle Collins, Katie Price, and Sharon and Kelly Osbourne who stopped to have her picture taken with me. Kelly was one of my favorites of the evening to be honest, beaming from cheek to cheek. She told me that she was feeling on top of the world, and who could blame her, you only have to look at the transformation she has undergone – quite unbelievable.

Nicole Richie made her way into the swanky party along with Kimora Lee, Christina Hendricks, Michelle Rodriguez and the very lovely Jennifer Hudson who also stopped to chat to me, Jennifer told me she happy when she heard Simon [Cowell] was engaged: “I am so happy he is finally settling down,” she told me.

Miley Cyrus also hit the party with Liam Hemsworth. Cyrus finally confirmed what we already knew, that Liam was her official boyfriend, and Miley told the press at the event, “I think we’re both deeper than normal people—what they think and how they feel. He’s very grateful for what he has, but he doesn’t let it go to his head. I’m like that too.” How sweet!

It was a long day! Fabulous food, lots of chocolates and wall-to-wall celebs… I could have stayed all night and kipped (slang word for slept) in the corner till morning, but thankfully sometime just after midnight I was rescued by dear friends, British actor Craig Young and Michael Di Girolamo who dragged me into their chauffeured limo!

What fun was had, my gorgeous ‘Graff’ date, my photo with Elton, Kelly Osborne’s super-slim waist, Posh and Price all smiles, Godiva chocolates, and nearly $4 mil’ raised for charity… Ah, now I can rest my weary head, it was a night well worth it, roll-on next year!

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Lips Ahoy! Katie Price Parties With Her New Face in LA…

With so many Brits running around Hollywood right now, some haven’t got a hope in hell of getting noticed, but others – like Katie Price – just can’t avoid the paparazzi scrum.

I like Katie… No, I really I do! But sometimes I think that the little miss needs a lesson (or two) in social etiquette.

I bumped into her at the Château Marmont the other night as she dined with soccer hardman turned actor, Vinnie Jones, and his wife Tanya.

Was it really only a year ago I hung out with Katie and her ex-hubby Peter Andre at Elton John’s Oscar bash? My how time flies. Look how much has changed in her life, a new husband and um, her very pouty new lips. At least that’s how they looked to me, those beauties appeared even bigger and better than the last pair she had!

All seemed well, though KP did come across rather nervous about the amount of dodgy British journalists loitering around her table desperate to fill their columns back in the UK (er, but not of me of course, eh Kate?)

After Katie broke the ice with a warm: “Hi Sean, how are you?” I looked over and replied with a genuine comment on how good she looked, though I couldn’t help wondering if she truly believed me, as she just stared back at me with a vacant look.

Is she that insecure? Or is it that she has the attention span of a goldfish? Anyway, Pricey was far more concerned about texting from her Blackberry than chatting to her dinner guests. At one point Vinnie [Jones] even looked over and shouted: “Oi, who you texting now?” and Katie replied: “I’m texting Alex [Reid]!”

OK, so it all makes sense now, there was me thinking Katie was on some self-promotional trip to LA LA land yet again, but now I hear she followed her new husband Alex Reid over here, probably to keep an eye on him. Reid is currently in Southern California filming scenes for his new reality martial arts TV show.

Katie, codependency is a word widely used here in Hollywood, look it up, don’t fall into the habit of being too into your man… or your lips for that matter love!

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