Do my eyes deceive me? Has Posh been at the cookie jar? Oh no, that’s not Vic-bore-ia in the bath with Becks, it’s funnyman James Cordon!

The odd couple lathered up for a Sport Relief sketch due to be aired on Friday night in the UK with James in character as Gavin and Stacey favourite Smithy.

Filmed a few weeks before Becks’ World Cup ending Achilles injury, the pair look quite at home among the foam together, although sadly the bubbles covered David’s modesty. And James was impressed.

He said: ‘I just wanted to lick him. Honestly, he was unbelievably nice. We went out for dinner, we went out, we socialised, we had a great time.’

‘The impact he has on everyone he meets is amazing. He was just lovely. I do feel like I sort of fell in love with him, genuinely.’

Watch out Posh – it looks like you’ve got some competition!