Sienn’s Single… Again!

Tue, 19 May 2009 12:02:35 +0000

Shock, horror, I’m hearing that Sienna Miller has called time on her relationship with Balthazar Getty after just under a year.

The pair’s off/on relationship apparently came with too much baggage for commitmentphobe Sienna, who is famous for getting bored of her beaus after a few months. Getty, who has four kids with his wife Rosetta, only officially split with her after he was seen frolicking with a topless Miller on a boat last year…

But even if Balthy’s gutted, Sienna’s PR people will be pleased. Having been branded as a ‘homewrecker’ by the press, they’re hoping she’ll now be able to claw her way back into peoples’ hearts as a serious actress with the upcoming August 7th release of GI Joe – The Rise of Cobra.

Sienna told my pal, Sunday Mirror columnist Dean Piper, who was lapping up the good life on the Cote d’Azur in Cannes at the weekend, that she is planning to do some theatre next, she said: “It’s going to be big for me. Then I’m off to Broadway, treading the boards.”

Good luck with that Sienna darling, that just might be the trick to give your career a little boost, but only if they can keep you away from the next sucker in town, Oops, I mean, object of your affection…

Or maybe it’s time you met your match. I hear Colin Farrell’s single again…. Or maybe Josh Hartnett, he might not be a bad choice, eh Si’ you maneater, you!

Hairy days for Sienna’s career!

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:08:19 +0000

In this pic: Sienna in The Mysteries of Pittsburgh

Poor old Sienna Miller, not only does half of Tinseltown hate her since nicking Balthazar Getty from his wife (naughty!), but now her film career is taking a bit of a beating too.

Her latest movie, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, is getting a right ol’ panning from the critics, not to mention the American public. (Word of advice love, calling Pittsburgh “Shitsburgh” during an interview is not going to endear you to the locals.)

In fact, reviews have been so bad, one journo has said the most memorable thing about the film is Si-Si’s moustache…

New York post critic Lou Lemenick wrote: “You know a movie’s got problem when the most memorable thing about it is Sienna Miller’s moustache. That growth above her lip is clearly visible in two scenes, once in profile.” Mee-ow!

Sienna’s career never really seems to have taken off over here, and now she’s pissed off Rosetta Getty – who’s massively influential in Hollywood – it seems she’s got even less chance of making it.

She’s got two other projects, GI Joe and Hippie Hippie Shake, due out this year. And no, despite the alleged ‘tache, she’s not going to be playing GI Joe herself.

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Sienn’s Single… Again!

Hairy days for Sienna’s career!