Posh ‘n’ Becks Get Money For Old Rope…

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:19:34 +0000

Last month David Beckham got our pulses racing with a steamy underwear ad for Emporio Armani and now a new ad has debuted featuring Becks, Posh and that ubiquitous length of rope. Though judging by Vic the Stick’s best ‘sexy’ look I’m not quite sure which one’s the ropey one – sorry couldn’t resist!

Becks (as ever) looks smoking but I’m a bit over them shoving their ‘hotness’ down our throats, their poses seem so forced, almost as if they could be practicing them at home – come to think of it they probably do. OK guys we get it, you can’t get enough of each other. Yawn…

David’s due to start playing for LA Galaxy again soon but he shouldn’t expect a hero’s welcome from his Los Angeles teammates. Striker Landon Donovan is not impressed that Becks trotted off to Milan missing the beginning of the US football season – especially as he earns so much more than any other player in the states.

Donovan is quoted in a new book called The Beckham Experiment as saying: “All that we care about at a minimum is that he committed himself to us.As time has gone on, that has not proven to be the case in many ways – on the field, off the field. Does the fact that he earns that much more money come into it?”

He added: “Yeah. If someone’s paying you more than anybody in the league, more than double anybody in the league, the least we expect is that you show up to every game, whether you are suspended or not. Show up and train hard, show up and play hard.”

Oh dear David, looks like your American dream is over.

Everyone’s Talking About Beckham’s Six Storey Six-Pack!

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:30:50 +0000

David Beckham had me all a-tingling today with the headline grabbing unveiling of his latest ad.

The gargantuan pic showed a raunchy image of Emperor Beckham’s oiled-up torso and was draped down the front of Selfridges flagship Oxford Street store as part of Emporio Armani’s new underwear campaign…

Of course when the Beckham’s do something, they do it big… and in this case it was six-storeys big (almost as big as Victoria’s ego)… Yeah, yeah I know it’s just David Beckham talking his clothes off yet again, but you can’t ignore the wow-factor in this breathtaking image of the metrosexual midfielder – who yesterday played in England’s 6-0 win over Andorra. He’s virtually naked except for the famous underpants, and his are legs spread with braided rope wrapped around his body partially covering his tattooed arms. Beckham bondage no less – talk about quiver factor!

And I have to say I consider this to be one of the campest photo shoots the English sex symbol has done so far, well apart from that dodgy homoerotic-style shoot he did a few years back where we saw him sporting a mini-Mohawk and sticking his butt out suggestively on a bed… Oo-er! But even though I loved it, I remember wondering at the time what kind of message was ol’ ‘Goldenballs’ trying to put out by posing that way, or why he needed to go that far… To be cool perhaps? I thought he already was…

The popular soccer star was accompanied by his mother Sandra and his other most faithful fashion accessory – his life-size bling Birkin bag, and by that I mean Victoria…

I’m told Posh & Becks will both be in Los Angeles very shortly as Becks is coming back to finish the season with LA Galaxy as scheduled, though he won’t be playing his first game until around July 16 owing to his commitments to England, which Beckham says will always remain a priority.

Next month the couple will celebrate their 10-year wedding anniversary, but I’m sure Mrs B will strike me off the guest-list for any festivities they might be sharing with the showbiz world… but maybe I could sneak in the back door as staff instead, say as David’s chief oiler-upper?

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Posh ‘n’ Becks Get Money For Old Rope…

Everyone’s Talking About Beckham’s Six Storey Six-Pack!