Hold The Front Page: Posh Chews (out Simon Cowell, that is)…

Victoria Beckham (or as I call her – Vic-bore-ria) made her anticipated guest appearance on American Idol last night and managed to hold her own against Simon Cowell – but critics weren’t impressed.

Posh was brought in as one of a few guest judges who filled Paula’s slot during the audition stages and actually contributed well to the panel, even giving Simon some stick at one point.

When Simon branded one performer’s audition ‘dull’ Victoria was quick to disagree, and then told Simon off for rolling his eyes.

She scolded him: “Why do you do that?’ He said: ‘Do what?’ She replied: ‘That thing where you roll your eyes. It takes so much nerve to stand there and do that.”

But fashion designer Posh’s appearance didn’t win her any fans and I’ve got to say I half agree. On the second day of auditions in Boston her navy dress was classy and her hair looked cute, but on day one, her dodgy lace headband was BIG fashion faux pas. And what’s with the overly made-up, tanorexic look? She made sun-worshipping Simon look pale and wan.

New York paper, The Village Voice, called her face “too crazy for the close-up” while the LA Times said her “gaunt appearance was so off-putting it might have cost her the slot DeGeneres eventually won”. Harsh, but her arms were so skinny you just wanted to force-feed her a burger.

Vickie B did, however, bond well with fellow female judge Kara DioGuardi and they both took a shine to one of the charming male auditionees and told another off for being rude.

They even had a laugh together when one hopeful identified Posh as “David Beckham’s wife”.

Kara giggled to Victoria: ‘That’s all you are honey, sorry’.

Needless to say, that auditionee received a resounding NO.

‘View’ Do You Think You Are Posh?

After showing off her new collection at the opening of New York fashion week, Victoria Beckham got to do something I reckon she loves doing even more, which is showing herself off, on US chat show - The View.

On the show Vic told how she was sick of being considered the ‘funny’ one in her marriage to David Beckham.

“Everybody says “David’s so handsome and she’s so funny” – I’m sick of being the funny one,” she said.

The 35 year-old singer turned fashionista is really stepping up her game these days and won adulation for a ‘masterful execution’ with her third dress collection, once again the media was unanimous in its praise for her stunning creations.

At her fashion show earlier this week Victoria proudly told reporters, “This is my third collection, and I wanted to push myself, but I also wanted to be respectful of my customer,” she said. “I want her to know she can rely on me.”

She added, “I know I used to be in a pop group and I’m married to a footballer– a very lovely footballer. But I’m grateful that people are prepared to leave their preconceptions at the door and let the dresses speak for themselves. The sell-through has been amazing.”

Well it has to be said, Victoria is certainly making her mark in the world of fashion, um… finally.. and even my east coast spies who know her well, personally informed me that “Posh rocked it this year!”

So I think it’s only fair that I too start leaving my preconceptions of the former Spice Girl at the door, we all have our bad hair days don’t we Posh, so it’s white flags at dawn dear, I forgive you for your moodiness… Finally!

Check out Victoria on The View below

Is Her Glam A Sham – Who’s Putting On Vicky’s Glitz?

After a long month off blogging and thoroughly enjoying the break too, I thought I would bounce back by writing a bit about one of Britain’s biggest celebrities here in Hollywood – Victoria Beckham.

In the past I have labeled Victoria totally annoying, on television and in my column and that’s because she often is! But my guess is all that is about to change…

Beckham – Not Such A Good Sport…

Things can’t be rosy for you all the time, can they Becks!

David Beckham lost his cool Sunday night as he played a friendly game on the LA Galaxy home pitch, facing his former team AC Milan, where he spent five months on an extended loan earlier this year.

Tat’s Enough David…!

David Beckham has revealed that his kids want to follow in his footsteps – but not into footy…

Apparently, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz are all keen to know when they can get their first tattoo.

Talking on The Today show yesterday, David said, “One of them said to me recently: “How old do I have to be before I get a my first tattoo. I was like “A lot older than you are now.”

Beckham recently unveiled a ring of ten roses tattooed on his left arm, which he got to celebrate his ten year wedding anniversary. He’s apparently planning two full sleeve tats on each arm.

I think whatever Dave gets he’ll still be hot! But I notice that despite being tattooed all over his body, he’s still never opted for getting the Posh one’s face inked on there!

Posh ‘n’ Becks Get Money For Old Rope…

Last month David Beckham got our pulses racing with a steamy underwear ad for Emporio Armani and now a new ad has debuted featuring Becks, Posh and that ubiquitous length of rope. Though judging by Vic the Stick’s best ‘sexy’ look I’m not quite sure which one’s the ropey one – sorry couldn’t resist!

Becks (as ever) looks smoking but I’m a bit over them shoving their ‘hotness’ down our throats, their poses seem so forced, almost as if they could be practicing them at home – come to think of it they probably do. OK guys we get it, you can’t get enough of each other. Yawn…

Everyone’s Talking About Beckham’s Six Storey Six-Pack!

David Beckham had me all a-tingling today with the headline grabbing unveiling of his latest ad.

The gargantuan pic showed a raunchy image of Emperor Beckham’s oiled-up torso and was draped down the front of Selfridges flagship Oxford Street store as part of Emporio Armani’s new underwear campaign…

Money bags: Beckham’s Blinging Chrimbo Gift!

For some of us, the economic downturn is about shopping our closets and brown bagging our lunches to save a little extra cash, but as the rest of the world draws in its belts and tries to ride out the recession…

It appears Victoria Beckham is doing quite the opposite as she proudly showed off her pricey Christmas prezzie from husband DAVID – an £80,000 HANDBAG when she atended his debut game for AC Milan in Dubai…