You think of little old ladies and vicars when it comes to cake competitions so trust Gordon Ramsay to come up with his own unique spin on the format.

He decided to judge a cake decorating competition on George Lopez‘s show last night by slamming the host’s effort onto his head before launching the rest at the crowd.

In the earlier interview, Gord talked about his plan for opening a British-themed pub in LA with his pal Becks.

Confirming it to Lopez, he said: ‘Yes, but I didn’t think anyone drank in Los Angeles.

‘The pub would be modern British, something cool and hip with good food and a great atmosphere, somewhere we can go and have fun.’

Can’t wait for that to open. Good British grub, nice beers and the possibility of having a bev with Gord and Becks!

David Beckham has revealed that he will see out the rest of his footy contract at LA Galaxy because he is happy at the club.

He told David Letterman last night: ‘I will be playing for the Galaxy for the rest of the time now, for the rest of my contract. I’ve always honoured my contracts and I’ll do that with the Galaxy. After that we’ll see what happens, but I’m very happy there.’

The 34-year-old, who has a torn Achilles tendon, hobbled onto the show and talked about his injury, his contract in LA and how he hopes to go to the World Cup in South Africa as a spectator.

Becks sustained his injury while playing on loan for AC Milan and admitted that Galaxy was annoyed about it, but said it was ‘one of those things’.

And he thinks the World Cup will be a roaring success. Personally I hope David does get to go and support the England squad. With the WAGS rumoured to be banned because they’re a distraction someone’s got to up the glamour ante in South Africa. David, it’s over to you!

David Beckham was spotted limping through the streets of Beverly Hills this afternoon…  Looking super cool, Becks clearly looked happy being back in sunny California.

His wife Victoria was all smiles on the red carpet last night at a BritWeek charity event, where she told the media, “He’s doing really great. It’s incredible to have him home, he’s happy to be home…”

And clearly so, in no time at all, David was out with fam’ grabbing a quick Pinkberry.

It’s nice to see the Beckhams are still sweet on each other!

I’m growing fond of Victoria Beckham all over again…

As the super-svelte star arrived at a Brit Week 2010 Charity event at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel last night [Thursday], she couldn’t contain her excitement of having hubby David back home with the family.

Managing to crack a smile through her usual trademark face of misery, the former Spice Girl turned-fashion-designer was beaming as she told the press: “He’s doing really great. It’s incredible to have him home, he’s happy to be home…

He’s hobbling around the house, poor thing.”

It’s still up in the air as to what his role in the England squad will be now that he’s unable to play, but Victoria confirmed that David will definitely be heading to South Africa in June, despite damaging his Achilles tendon.

She said, “Yes, he’s still going to go to the World Cup. All the players – both in England and in Milan – have been so sweet and so supportive, but it’s just so great to have him back.”

Aww, bless!

If you want to know what the rich and famous get up to on a boys’ night out, I can reveal all – it’s watching basketball and comparing (massively expensive) watches!

David Beckham and Gordon Ramsay were rinkside at the LA Lakers game last night but interrupted their ‘watching’ (ha ha – sorry) to compare watches.

The Brit buddies go way back together and have been spotted out double dating with their other halves on both sides of the pond so it’s nice the blokes are keeping the friendship going.

No sign of Vict-bore-ria and Tana though. But that’s probably a good thing – I’m not sure Tana would want to play ‘who’s got the best accessories?’ with Posh!

Do my eyes deceive me? Has Posh been at the cookie jar? Oh no, that’s not Vic-bore-ia in the bath with Becks, it’s funnyman James Cordon!

The odd couple lathered up for a Sport Relief sketch due to be aired on Friday night in the UK with James in character as Gavin and Stacey favourite Smithy.

Filmed a few weeks before Becks’ World Cup ending Achilles injury, the pair look quite at home among the foam together, although sadly the bubbles covered David’s modesty. And James was impressed.

He said: ‘I just wanted to lick him. Honestly, he was unbelievably nice. We went out for dinner, we went out, we socialised, we had a great time.’

‘The impact he has on everyone he meets is amazing. He was just lovely. I do feel like I sort of fell in love with him, genuinely.’

Watch out Posh – it looks like you’ve got some competition!

Vic-bore-ia Beckham dropped her Posh image in an interview with Glamour magazine this week.

In the interview, the usually pose-hard star talks about motherhood, hubby David and the fact that she still gets starstruck, and dresses up as a overwrought housewife for the pics.

It’s nice to see her normal side for once, especially as she’s been appearing more and more without her terrifying trademark heels and scowl.

She says,

‘They just love that. It’s like, Oh, there’s Mummy serving me! The other day I was there, I was reading to Cruz’s class. All the little girls were saying, “We really like your dress. And it was quite cute because I don’t have a girl.’

Although I say ‘normal’ – she does go on to say that she once shared a plane with George Clooney – not exactly your down-to-earth flight experience!

Posh also opened up about her husband being a heart-throb and says she doesn’t get jealous.

“I look at David and I think, ‘He’s so handsome and I’m so lucky to have him as a husband’, she says. “And he’s an amazing father. “I don’t blame people for looking at him and finding him attractive. I mean, I do.”

So do I love, so do I!

Victoria Beckham (or as I call her – Vic-bore-ria) made her anticipated guest appearance on American Idol last night and managed to hold her own against Simon Cowell – but critics weren’t impressed.

Posh was brought in as one of a few guest judges who filled Paula’s slot during the audition stages and actually contributed well to the panel, even giving Simon some stick at one point.

When Simon branded one performer’s audition ‘dull’ Victoria was quick to disagree, and then told Simon off for rolling his eyes.

She scolded him: “Why do you do that?’ He said: ‘Do what?’ She replied: ‘That thing where you roll your eyes. It takes so much nerve to stand there and do that.”

But fashion designer Posh’s appearance didn’t win her any fans and I’ve got to say I half agree. On the second day of auditions in Boston her navy dress was classy and her hair looked cute, but on day one, her dodgy lace headband was BIG fashion faux pas. And what’s with the overly made-up, tanorexic look? She made sun-worshipping Simon look pale and wan.

New York paper, The Village Voice, called her face “too crazy for the close-up” while the LA Times said her “gaunt appearance was so off-putting it might have cost her the slot DeGeneres eventually won”. Harsh, but her arms were so skinny you just wanted to force-feed her a burger.

Vickie B did, however, bond well with fellow female judge Kara DioGuardi and they both took a shine to one of the charming male auditionees and told another off for being rude.

They even had a laugh together when one hopeful identified Posh as “David Beckham’s wife”.

Kara giggled to Victoria: ‘That’s all you are honey, sorry’.

Needless to say, that auditionee received a resounding NO.