X-Rated Jordan… So What’s New?

Jordan aka Katie Price must be feeling a little bit ignored by the American photogs and what better way to remedy the rejection than with a bit of retail therapy… Er, at a seedy sex shop!

Predictable as ever, the booby celeb is always one for looking for that shock photo-op to grab the pouncing paps attention. So what does she do? Jord’ dragged her new husband cage-fighter Alex Reid around some of LA’s naughtiest X-rated stores.

The couple were pictured emerging from one store looking like they hadn’t a care in the world as they sauntered past a wall lined with crude cards and top shelf porn magazines.

Katie also had the cheek to tell paps and reporters at the scene: ‘She sees no reason why she can’t be just as big as the Beckhams have been, as she’s going for a different market.’

The former glamour girl is also rumored to have banned her husband from doing a nude shoot for British magazine Attitude, as she doesn’t want him to be as popular as her in the gay community.

Well if you ask me, with his army of loyal Big Brother fans on side, and that scrumptious six-pac constantly on show, I reckon Alex might have already upstaged Pricey in the pink-popularity stakes!

Jordan Has a Quickie With Alex In Vegas – Wedding That Is!

Just when I thought Jordan couldn’t do anything else to make me cringe…she goes to Vegas.

The glamour woman got hitched to Alex Reid, her cross-dressing cagefighting boyfriend, at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas this week only days after he won Celebrity Big Brother – yes, it’s the same man she dumped live on TV after leaving I’m a Celeb two months ago.

The couple said: ‘We are very much in love and look forward to the future together. We can’t wait to get back and celebrate our marriage with our friends and family who we know fully support our wishes.’

Riiight. The couple is insisting that they didn’t make a deal with a mag to cover the wedding, but a film crew just ‘happened’ to be there to film the whole thing. And Katie must be pleased to have some new material to talk about in her countless magazine and autobiography deals. After all, we’ve heard about everything else!

The happy pair celebrated their 22-minute nuptials back at their $10,000 penthouse suite at Planet Hollywood before heading out to some strip bars. Classy.

But the honeymoon won’t last long. Alex has to fly out to India on Saturday for his new Bravo TV show, where he will travel to six different countries to learn six different fighting styles.

Vinnie’s Mini Roughneck Role…

What a shocker! Roughneck hardman Vinnie Jones has landed a ‘little’ part on US telly playing, er… wait for it… a roughneck hardman.

Well what else did you expect!

I’m hear the ex-footballer stars in an upcoming episode of NBC’s Chuck in which viewers will see him appearing as a hitman who takes a beautiful cop hostage. Quality casting!

But seriously at least someone has given Jonesy a job, I was starting to think his career might be going down the pan after hearing he decided to take part in Celebrity Big Brother in the UK, where fellow contestants have already suspected him of stealing the corned beef (such dramz).

I am not saying Vin’s hard up for cash or anything, but one certainly wonders why on earth he agreed to take part in such low-rent TV especially after appearing in hit Hollywood movies such as X-Men 3.

Vinnie’s character in Chuck is described as devoid of all emotion apart from his love life.

A case of life imitating art perhaps, eh Vinnie?