Paris Hilton‘s look was sort of familiar at her fragrance launch last night, but her Monroe getup wasn’t half as eye-catching as her cleavage!

Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden, who was there with fellow judge Piers Morgan, couldn’t resist having a right old look.

Before the event my pal Paris tweeted: ‘At home getting ready for my Tease fragrance launch event. Getting dressed up as my Idol and Favorite Icon Marilyn. Loves it!’

And she certainly went the whole hog in a white dress, platinum curled hair, diamonds and a fur shrug.

Tease is Paris’s TENTH fragrance – that’s a whole lot of people that want eau de Hilton!

TV’s Mr Nasty is going to have to get a new nickname soon if this malarkey carries on!

I don’t think Simon Cowell has stopped smiling since he met his lovely lady Mezhgan (I still can’t pronounce her name properly) Hussainy, and the pair have been inseparable for weeks.

Last night they were out (again! Oh for his lifestyle for a week – any chance we can do a swap Si?) having dinner at Cecconi’s and looking so loved up.

And has Si met his match? Mezhgan reckons Simon’s bark is worse than his bite (er, we know!) and isn’t intimidated by his ahem, direct, manner (that’s the polite word for rude folks).

Careful Simon, Mr Pleasant doesn’t quite have the same ring to it!

Back in the late 90s Robbie Williams and fellow pop band exile Geri Halliwell were rumoured to be dating, but Geri has just revealed that he was actually saving her life!

Geri says that Robbie prevented her from dying of bulimia, the eating disorder that she has admitted she suffered from during her youth, and that without him it would have got much, much worse.

What would you do if on April 1st you were told a check for millions was waiting in the mailbox you’d probably think it was an April fools joke, right? Well, not Susan Boyle, the singing sensation formally known as the ‘hairy angel’ is about to receive a whopping £4 million pound in royalties as part of her earnings for a years hard graft.

It doesn’t seem that long ago since she first appeared on Britain’s Got Talent – the series that propelled her to fame, when Subo walked onto the stage and sang her version of I Dreamed A Dream, a performance which stole the nations hearts.

Now on her upcoming 49th birthday she’ll receive an astonishing lottery-style payment after taking the world by storm.

The mega-bucks payout comes from the sales of her chart-topping debut album and countless international appearances, but according to close friends of the star, they say the money won’t change her one bit.

One close source said: “People have thought of Susan as a millionaire for months already because her album was released in November – but she hasn’t got it yet. It takes time for royalties to come through. She has been told it will be there for her birthday on April 1.

“Until now her management team has made sure she never wanted for anything. She has been receiving an allowance from Simon [Cowell], which has been more than enough to live on.

“But this is her long-awaited pay day finally arriving.”

I Dreamed a Dream, broke British chart records, selling 3.1 million copies in its first four weeks of release. It has since sold more than 8.5 million worldwide.

I say Bravo to SuBo; you are no April fool my dear… But you might want to invest in a good pair of tweezers when the money comes in!

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Susan’s Gone Off The Boyle…

According to The Sun newspaper today, Britain’s Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle suffered another bizarre public meltdown yesterday when she started singing and dancing into a mop at Heathrow airport.

SuBo apparently grabbed the mop from a cleaner and gave a chaotic impromptu performance, before using the mop to clean other passengers shoes.

After receiving complaints, British Airways then tried to calm her down, but Susan fled the Terminal 5 lounge shouting, “I’ve escaped, I’ve escaped.”

An onlooker told The Sun: “It was chaos. Susan was very restless and agitated from the minute she walked in and immediately started making a scene.”

The source added, “She was singing and dancing around, shouting obscenities at full volume.”

Susan was on her way to Chicago to go on The Oprah Winfrey Show. In the end a BA staff member sat with her until it was time to board her flight.

This isn’t the first time SuBo has lost the plot and I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I don’t think SuBo is equipped to deal with the pressures of fame and it’s only a matter of time before she Boyles over again.

Lady Gaga has confessed that she is a secret Susan Boyle fan; I mean talk about chalk and cheese!

The outrageous singer admitted, “I love Susan Boyle. She is my woman of the year. She has achieved more in this year than most artists will in a lifetime.”

Well, well, I wonder what the hairy angel will make of this?

Gaga added, “This time last year nobody even knew who she was and now she is knocking the world’s most established artists off the album and singles charts.” She continued, “Our styles are different. I don’t know if we could work together, but never say never. It would be great to work with somebody of that talent.”

Boyle has already won an army of loyal celebrity fans including OPRAH WINFREY, ELAINE PAIGE, DEMI MOORE and even the US president BARACK OBAMA with her rags to riches story, but Lady Gaga? I would have never have believed this if were not for my well- placed source in the Gaga camp who is, ahem, should I say, um, pretty well placed indeed…

Well, one thing’s for sure, at least they have one thing in common… the pair of them appear to be absolutely bonkers.

Gaga told a pal that she had followed Subo’s meteoric rise ever since she saw her first Britain’s Got Talent audition on popular website YouTube and has been a loyal fan ever since. The pal added, “Lady G would love to get the chance to perform with Subo as soon as possible.”

What a double act that would be eh, SuGa? GaBo? I love it, can’t wait!

No longer a hairy angel but a bona fide top selling recording star…

Susan Boyle, you know that rather odd woman from West Lothian, Scotland who made her mark on Britain’s Got Talent a few months back is outselling Whitney Houston‘s dismal comeback album… Can you believe!

The words ‘minted moguls’ sprang to mind this morning when I heard that two of the UK’s savviest businessmen are joining forces to create a super-empire that could very well rival the likes of Disney.

Yep, Simon Cowell is going into business with retail bigwig (and pal of some model called Kate Moss) Phillip Green to create a TV production, talent management and merchandising company based in Los Angeles and London. Because you know, neither of them have enough on their plates already…