SuBo’s Top Of The.. Er, Mops!
Posted on January 15th, 2010 at 9:38 amAccording to
The Sun newspaper today, Britain’s Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle suffered another bizarre public meltdown yesterday when she started singing and dancing into a mop at Heathrow airport.SuBo apparently grabbed the mop from a cleaner and gave a chaotic impromptu performance, before using the mop to clean other passengers shoes.
After receiving complaints, British Airways then tried to calm her down, but Susan fled the Terminal 5 lounge shouting, “I’ve escaped, I’ve escaped.”
An onlooker told The Sun: “It was chaos. Susan was very restless and agitated from the minute she walked in and immediately started making a scene.”
The source added, “She was singing and dancing around, shouting obscenities at full volume.”
Susan was on her way to Chicago to go on The Oprah Winfrey Show. In the end a BA staff member sat with her until it was time to board her flight.
This isn’t the first time SuBo has lost the plot and I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I don’t think SuBo is equipped to deal with the pressures of fame and it’s only a matter of time before she Boyles over again.
Ga-Ga’s goo-goo over SuBo!
Posted on January 1st, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Lady Gaga has confessed that she is a secret Susan Boyle fan; I mean talk about chalk and cheese!The outrageous singer admitted, “I love Susan Boyle. She is my woman of the year. She has achieved more in this year than most artists will in a lifetime.”
Well, well, I wonder what the hairy angel will make of this?
Gaga added, “This time last year nobody even knew who she was and now she is knocking the world’s most established artists off the album and singles charts.” She continued, “Our styles are different. I don’t know if we could work together, but never say never. It would be great to work with somebody of that talent.”
Boyle has already won an army of loyal celebrity fans including OPRAH WINFREY, ELAINE PAIGE, DEMI MOORE and even the US president BARACK OBAMA with her rags to riches story, but Lady Gaga? I would have never have believed this if were not for my well- placed source in the Gaga camp who is, ahem, should I say, um, pretty well placed indeed…
Well, one thing’s for sure, at least they have one thing in common… the pair of them appear to be absolutely bonkers.
Gaga told a pal that she had followed Subo’s meteoric rise ever since she saw her first Britain’s Got Talent audition on popular website YouTube and has been a loyal fan ever since. The pal added, “Lady G would love to get the chance to perform with Subo as soon as possible.”
What a double act that would be eh, SuGa? GaBo? I love it, can’t wait!
SuBo Outsells Whitney!
Posted on September 4th, 2009 at 9:12 am
No longer a hairy angel but a bona fide top selling recording star…Susan Boyle, you know that rather odd woman from West Lothian, Scotland who made her mark on Britain’s Got Talent a few months back is outselling Whitney Houston’s dismal comeback album… Can you believe!
Simon Set To Make Even More Greenbacks With Phillip…
Posted on June 24th, 2009 at 10:08 am
The words ‘minted moguls’ sprang to mind this morning when I heard that two of the UK’s savviest businessmen are joining forces to create a super-empire that could very well rival the likes of Disney.
Yep, Simon Cowell is going into business with retail bigwig (and pal of some model called Kate Moss) Phillip Green to create a TV production, talent management and merchandising company based in Los Angeles and London. Because you know, neither of them have enough on their plates already…
Has The Cat Got Sourpuss SuBo’s Tongue?
Posted on June 19th, 2009 at 7:30 am
Susan Boyle pulled out of yet another Britain’s Got Talent gig last night after a screaming fit on the balcony of her hotel apparently missing her pussy… Erm… Pebbles!Here’s how it all went down, the telly talent show reject was stood on the terrace of her 8th floor hotel allegedly shouting “Where’s my cat?” for half an hour or so before aides snuck her out of the Liverpool building via a fire escape…
Burger me… Piers Is Simply Sizzling!
Posted on June 15th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Er, well I never thought I’d see the day when I’d said… what a hunk of meat you are Piers Morgan… Did I really say that?!
The BGT and America’s Got Talent judge has revealed his (tomato) saucy side by stripping off for a tongue-in-cheek Burger King ad…
SuBo’s Back In Business!
Posted on June 5th, 2009 at 7:25 am
What a week it’s been for poor old Britain’s Got Talent reject Susan Boyle, one minute she’s screaming at everyone around her having diva-style strops the next she has a suspected ‘emotional breakdown’, then the 48 year-old virgin is carted off ahem voluntarily to the Priory… Oh for the life of a superstar, eh?!But everything seemed back to normal today just five days later as she shopped up a storm in Hertfordshire, England following her release from the well-know London clinic…
Brits Abroad: Borg ‘n’ Morgan in Hollywood!
Posted on April 6th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
It seems you can’t go anywhere in Hollywood these days without bumping into someone you know from England.
On Sunday night I was with my mate Simon Boyce at Cecconi’s, West Hollywood, having a quiet dinner after spending a lovely day in Malibu at the home of film director Marcus Nispel.
As always happens when you’re not planning on seeing anyone I bumped into Rock n Rolla star Toby Kebbel at the bar who tells me he’s out for America’s Got Talent judge – Piers Morgan’s birthday.
In my shorts and T-shirt I wasn’t exactly dressed for the occasion but Piers and I go waaaay back so I had to pop over to his table and say hi…
