What A State Moss!

Unless she’s got the gargantuan gestation period of a rhino, it’s safe to say that reports that Kate Moss was working on The Kills new release – a mini rocker in the mould of boyfriend Jamie Hince – were more nonsensical than the last Babyshambles album…

But there obviously IS something going on in there. Just look at the evidence, as Kate partied with a large group of celebrities including Little Britain’s David Walliams at Movida in Soho, London, where they celebrated the birthday of her friend and club-queen, Fran Cutler.  

The sci-fi mini dress, the expression of excruciation on that famous boatrace – yes, step aside Sigourney Weaver – we think it’s far more likely that an alien’s going to burst out of the supermodel’s stomach than for a skinny jean clad sibling for Lila Grace to just saunter out of the tradesman’s entrance. Just one question, where’s Newt?

Well, Mossy’s usually as pissed as one… will that do?

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