X-Rated Jordan… So What’s New?

Jordan aka Katie Price must be feeling a little bit ignored by the American photogs and what better way to remedy the rejection than with a bit of retail therapy… Er, at a seedy sex shop!

Predictable as ever, the booby celeb is always one for looking for that shock photo-op to grab the pouncing paps attention. So what does she do? Jord’ dragged her new husband cage-fighter Alex Reid around some of LA’s naughtiest X-rated stores.

The couple were pictured emerging from one store looking like they hadn’t a care in the world as they sauntered past a wall lined with crude cards and top shelf porn magazines.

Katie also had the cheek to tell paps and reporters at the scene: ‘She sees no reason why she can’t be just as big as the Beckhams have been, as she’s going for a different market.’

The former glamour girl is also rumored to have banned her husband from doing a nude shoot for British magazine Attitude, as she doesn’t want him to be as popular as her in the gay community.

Well if you ask me, with his army of loyal Big Brother fans on side, and that scrumptious six-pac constantly on show, I reckon Alex might have already upstaged Pricey in the pink-popularity stakes!

Lips Ahoy! Katie Price Parties With Her New Face in LA…

With so many Brits running around Hollywood right now, some haven’t got a hope in hell of getting noticed, but others – like Katie Price – just can’t avoid the paparazzi scrum.

I like Katie… No, I really I do! But sometimes I think that the little miss needs a lesson (or two) in social etiquette.

I bumped into her at the Château Marmont the other night as she dined with soccer hardman turned actor, Vinnie Jones, and his wife Tanya.

Was it really only a year ago I hung out with Katie and her ex-hubby Peter Andre at Elton John’s Oscar bash? My how time flies. Look how much has changed in her life, a new husband and um, her very pouty new lips. At least that’s how they looked to me, those beauties appeared even bigger and better than the last pair she had!

All seemed well, though KP did come across rather nervous about the amount of dodgy British journalists loitering around her table desperate to fill their columns back in the UK (er, but not of me of course, eh Kate?)

After Katie broke the ice with a warm: “Hi Sean, how are you?” I looked over and replied with a genuine comment on how good she looked, though I couldn’t help wondering if she truly believed me, as she just stared back at me with a vacant look.

Is she that insecure? Or is it that she has the attention span of a goldfish? Anyway, Pricey was far more concerned about texting from her Blackberry than chatting to her dinner guests. At one point Vinnie [Jones] even looked over and shouted: “Oi, who you texting now?” and Katie replied: “I’m texting Alex [Reid]!”

OK, so it all makes sense now, there was me thinking Katie was on some self-promotional trip to LA LA land yet again, but now I hear she followed her new husband Alex Reid over here, probably to keep an eye on him. Reid is currently in Southern California filming scenes for his new reality martial arts TV show.

Katie, codependency is a word widely used here in Hollywood, look it up, don’t fall into the habit of being too into your man… or your lips for that matter love!

Jordan Has a Quickie With Alex In Vegas – Wedding That Is!

Just when I thought Jordan couldn’t do anything else to make me cringe…she goes to Vegas.

The glamour woman got hitched to Alex Reid, her cross-dressing cagefighting boyfriend, at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas this week only days after he won Celebrity Big Brother – yes, it’s the same man she dumped live on TV after leaving I’m a Celeb two months ago.

The couple said: ‘We are very much in love and look forward to the future together. We can’t wait to get back and celebrate our marriage with our friends and family who we know fully support our wishes.’

Riiight. The couple is insisting that they didn’t make a deal with a mag to cover the wedding, but a film crew just ‘happened’ to be there to film the whole thing. And Katie must be pleased to have some new material to talk about in her countless magazine and autobiography deals. After all, we’ve heard about everything else!

The happy pair celebrated their 22-minute nuptials back at their $10,000 penthouse suite at Planet Hollywood before heading out to some strip bars. Classy.

But the honeymoon won’t last long. Alex has to fly out to India on Saturday for his new Bravo TV show, where he will travel to six different countries to learn six different fighting styles.

The ‘Price’ Of Fame… Katie Humiliated On US Telly!

Former topless model Katie Price aka Jordan hit the US en-route to the Australian outback yesterday where she is to appear for the second time in six years the on the popular ITV1 reality show ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!’

But first the seemingly brainless celebrity popped into Los Angeles for a bit of botox, oh and to be publicly torn to shreds by on the Chelsea Lately Show.

I mean seriously man this was beyond cringe-worthy television where the ex-wife of pop-singer Peter Andre candidly admitted to having tons of plastic surgery (a BIG no-no here in Hollywood for starters), and that was proud of the fact she was dating the cross-dressing cage fighter, Alex Reid.

The mother of the three told chat host Chelsea Handler, “I always fly over here to get my Botox done, I’m mad, and I love it. Come to LA and everyone has had it done.

“I always get my hair extensions done here as well. I fly over every three months to get my hair done and Botox. I’m mad aren’t I?

In reply Handler hysterically joked, “Well, you’re really helping our economy – we could use it.” Price then spoke of her cross-dressing boyfriend Alex Reid’s career as a cage fighter.

She said: “I don’t know if it’s big here. He does cage fighting, UFC, do you have it over here?” Handler replied, “Maybe”, before asking: “So is he a celebrity too then?” Katie said: “He might be now he’s pictured with me everywhere.”

The quick-witted telly host then replied: “Well, you’re obviously going to take him straight to the middle.”

And if that wasn’t enough to add insult to injury, Handler sarcastically described Katie as ‘interesting’ then paying reference to the number of books Katie has published, added: “Thirty-three is impressive – even if they are children’s books.”

Upon further inspection of the interview it would seem to appear that Price girl didn’t even get half of Handler’s jokes that provoked ‘piss-pant’ style laughter from the audience.

Check it out for yourself below.