Sean Borg Goes LA!

Who the Kell is that?

A trim Kelly Osbourne stepped out at NY Fashion Week yesterday, looking more like my pal Paris Hilton than herself.

The 25-year-old – who dropped a stone during her first three weeks of Dancing With the Stars training – has kept the weight off and even dropped a few more pounds.

She said: ‘I was expecting to put on weight after the show, but I’ve actually lost a few more pounds. I think my metabolism is just faster now.’

Her short leather dress was the only tell-tale sign that it was the rock offspring of Ozzy and Sharon, rather than another blonde socialite doing the rounds.

You look great Kell, but don’t shed your personality along with the weight. We expect you to keep mouthing off, swearing like a trooper, and injecting some much needed personality into the celeb world. There’s plenty of C-listers who can just do thin and blonde!

What the Butler Saw!

Lucky Lothario Gerard Butler got an eyeful of Jennifer Aniston’s fabulous-at-forty-one bod this weekend when he jetted out to Mexico to celebrate the star’s birthday.

And I’m pleased to say that Gerry looks like he’s slimmed down since the pics taken of him a few weeks ago looking less than lithe. Well, if you’re going to hang out with Ms Aniston, you need to be into the gym!

The ‘are-they-aren’t-they’ pair has been in Cabo San Lucas along with Aniston’s pals Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow, and is fuelling speculation that they’re enjoying an off-screen romance.

They were supposedly canoodling at a Golden Globes after-party and exchanging lovelorn looks at the Hope for Haiti, but some cynics are saying that it’s all a stunt to promote their new movie, The Bounty Hunter, which conveniently is out in March. Funny how Ms Aniston seems to have a new boyfriend whenever there’s a film to promote…

And according to sources, Butler stayed in a separate pad to Jen.

‘Gerard had his own one-bedroom villa with a private pool, but he joined Jen for all the celebrations, and they looked extremely friendly but not overly flirty in public,’ said a source.

Looks like they’re just Friends to me!

‘Gorgeous Girl’ Cat’s the Cream of the LA Crop!

Is there nothing Catalina Guirado can’t do?

She’s been a top runway model, a radio DJ, a reality TV star, a member of the Britpop Cool Britannia clan, a musician and songwriter. And did I mention she was one of FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women? For four years!

Catalina – who was known as the ‘Gorgeous Girl’ on hit chat show TFI Friday - has turned her hand to public relations and is PR-ing up a storm in Los Angeles for online social music distribution network Fifty100.com.

If there’s one thing Catalina knows, it’s her music, so I’m very excited that she’s offering some free tunes in honour of Valentine’s Day!

Just log onto Fifty100.com between 8 and 14th Feb, sign up to become a fan and, for Valentines week only, download their free album. It features fab tracks from artists like the Elevaters, i-94, John West, Adam Stern and KemeticJust. I’m sure your Valentine will give you extra points for your music knowledge and who knows it might help you get lucky!

Happy Valentine’s Day y’all!

Not so Posh, after all…

Vic-bore-ia Beckham dropped her Posh image in an interview with Glamour magazine this week.

In the interview, the usually pose-hard star talks about motherhood, hubby David and the fact that she still gets starstruck, and dresses up as a overwrought housewife for the pics.

It’s nice to see her normal side for once, especially as she’s been appearing more and more without her terrifying trademark heels and scowl.

She says,

‘They just love that. It’s like, Oh, there’s Mummy serving me! The other day I was there, I was reading to Cruz’s class. All the little girls were saying, “We really like your dress. And it was quite cute because I don’t have a girl.’

Although I say ‘normal’ – she does go on to say that she once shared a plane with George Clooney – not exactly your down-to-earth flight experience!

Posh also opened up about her husband being a heart-throb and says she doesn’t get jealous.

“I look at David and I think, ‘He’s so handsome and I’m so lucky to have him as a husband’, she says. “And he’s an amazing father. “I don’t blame people for looking at him and finding him attractive. I mean, I do.”

So do I love, so do I!

Jordan Has a Quickie With Alex In Vegas – Wedding That Is!

Just when I thought Jordan couldn’t do anything else to make me cringe…she goes to Vegas.

The glamour woman got hitched to Alex Reid, her cross-dressing cagefighting boyfriend, at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas this week only days after he won Celebrity Big Brother – yes, it’s the same man she dumped live on TV after leaving I’m a Celeb two months ago.

The couple said: ‘We are very much in love and look forward to the future together. We can’t wait to get back and celebrate our marriage with our friends and family who we know fully support our wishes.’

Riiight. The couple is insisting that they didn’t make a deal with a mag to cover the wedding, but a film crew just ‘happened’ to be there to film the whole thing. And Katie must be pleased to have some new material to talk about in her countless magazine and autobiography deals. After all, we’ve heard about everything else!

The happy pair celebrated their 22-minute nuptials back at their $10,000 penthouse suite at Planet Hollywood before heading out to some strip bars. Classy.

But the honeymoon won’t last long. Alex has to fly out to India on Saturday for his new Bravo TV show, where he will travel to six different countries to learn six different fighting styles.

Hugh After Booker Prize?

Hugh Grant’s been threatening to give up acting for years (although some might argue that he never really started), but now he reckons he’s ditching his day job to become a novelist.

The 49-year-old Four Weddings star is turning his back on Tinsel Town and hunkering down to write a book.

Hugh said: “I have always promised myself that when I have made some nice films and earned some money, I’m going to write a novel.”

This isn’t the first time Hugh’s threatened to leave the limelight, but then he always signs on for another film. Last year he claimed he liked “everything about filming except the acting” and often refers to his job as a “miserable experience”.

The box office takings for his last movie, Did you Hear about the Morgans? were certainly pretty miserable – oops, did I just say that?

So maybe he might as well give writing a go, perhaps an autobiography might be best though. It could be called Luvvie, Actually… Hmm I like that!

Vinnie’s Mini Roughneck Role…

What a shocker! Roughneck hardman Vinnie Jones has landed a ‘little’ part on US telly playing, er… wait for it… a roughneck hardman.

Well what else did you expect!

I’m hear the ex-footballer stars in an upcoming episode of NBC’s Chuck in which viewers will see him appearing as a hitman who takes a beautiful cop hostage. Quality casting!

But seriously at least someone has given Jonesy a job, I was starting to think his career might be going down the pan after hearing he decided to take part in Celebrity Big Brother in the UK, where fellow contestants have already suspected him of stealing the corned beef (such dramz).

I am not saying Vin’s hard up for cash or anything, but one certainly wonders why on earth he agreed to take part in such low-rent TV especially after appearing in hit Hollywood movies such as X-Men 3.

Vinnie’s character in Chuck is described as devoid of all emotion apart from his love life.

A case of life imitating art perhaps, eh Vinnie?

Lohan’s Clancey’s Fancy!

Top British fashion designer Julia Clancey hit the town in Los Angeles earlier this week for a fashion soiree thrown by well known boutique – Church.

The trendy’s including former American Idol judge Paula Abdul and troubled wild-woman Lindsey Lohan turned out in their droves to peep at the highly conceptual store on Santa Monica Boulevard that stocks Miss Clancey’s incredibly stunning gowns.

Lohan was so in awe of Julia’s creations often worn by Hollywood’s A-list that she forked out $2,400 on the spot for one of them then literally raced to the changing rooms to kit herself out in the fancy Clancey frock.

Um, Talk about a touch of impulse shopping… If you ask me it looks like Miss Lohan is in danger of being labeled a shopaholic, er, among other things!