Sean Borg Goes LA!

Tana Stands By Her Man… And Er… Holds on Really Tight!

The Daily Mail is reporting that Tana Ramsay is taking extra precautions to keep an eye on hubby Gordon these days.

After allegations of Gordon’s infidelity came out last year she’s been spotted jogging with him, jetting around the world like a blue-arsed fly to support his business endeavours, and now, even having her hair done next to him in an LA salon. His ‘n’ hers highlights was it Gord?

Depeche Road!

One of my favorite bands Depeche Mode, caused chaos on Hollywood Boulevard yesterday when they played an outdoor gig for the Jimmy Kimmel Show. 

Twelve thousand fans gathered at the corner of Hollywood and Vine to see the electro rockers crank out forty-five minutes worth of hits including Personal Jesus and Enjoy the Silence.

Celebs like Chris Martin, British fashion designer - Julia Clancey, Christina Applegate and Jared Leto all watched the band from the side of the stage, and in another quirky Chris Martin link the crowd was the biggest for Kimmel since Coldplay performed for the show in 2003.

What A State Moss!

Unless she’s got the gargantuan gestation period of a rhino, it’s safe to say that reports that Kate Moss was working on The Kills new release – a mini rocker in the mould of boyfriend Jamie Hince – were more nonsensical than the last Babyshambles album…

But there obviously IS something going on in there. Just look at the evidence, as Kate partied with a large group of celebrities including Little Britain’s David Walliams at Movida in Soho, London, where they celebrated the birthday of her friend and club-queen, Fran Cutler.  

The sci-fi mini dress, the expression of excruciation on that famous boatrace – yes, step aside Sigourney Weaver – we think it’s far more likely that an alien’s going to burst out of the supermodel’s stomach than for a skinny jean clad sibling for Lila Grace to just saunter out of the tradesman’s entrance. Just one question, where’s Newt?

Well, Mossy’s usually as pissed as one… will that do?

It’s official: Ali G is a comical character!

Sasha Baron Cohen’s been in legal trouble again, but the funnyman has had the last laugh this time according to my stateside spies…

A lawsuit against the comedian’s show, Da Ali G Show, has been dismissed because the judge deemed that “no reasonable person” could take the character seriously. Were we supposed to?

Heidi Cundle, a British woman who lives in the US and who met Cohen 20 years ago in Israel, took legal action after the comic used her name in an Ali G sketch in 2004…

Was It Really Necessary Lindsay?

You have to watch this video posted on Funny OR DIE – it’s of that fame-damaged redhead Lindsay Lohan, in what appears to be her new ad campaign – “Single and Ready to mingle,” for eHarmony.

In it she states she is looking for a compatible mate – either male or female – who likes a night out on the town, long walks on the beach and ankle ring monitoring bracelets…

Hairy days for Sienna’s career!

In this pic: Sienna in The Mysteries of Pittsburgh

Poor old Sienna Miller, not only does half of Tinseltown hate her since nicking Balthazar Getty from his wife (naughty!), but now her film career is taking a bit of a beating too.

Her latest movie, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, is getting a right ol’ panning from the critics, not to mention the American public. (Word of advice love, calling Pittsburgh “Shitsburgh” during an interview is not going to endear you to the locals.)

Lindsay Hits A New Low-han!

Things seem to be going from bad to worse these days for poor little Lindsay Lohan, and apparently she can’t understand why everyone’s turning against her. Well she can now add me to that list of people on the turn, and here’s why…

Posh Dons Square Pants. Fashion World Swoons (not)!

That annoying celebrity Victoria Beckham is making an appearance in the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants, so I hear…

I’m told she’ll be voicing a character called Queen Amphitrite in an episode called Neptune’s Party, which will air in 2010.