The best thing Kelly Osbourne ever did was appearing on US telly’s Dancing With The Stars; it’s changed her life! Last night Kelly, now 3 stone lighter got to show off her fabulous new figure as she took to the stage to perform a sexy (yes, I did say SEXY!) burlesque version of Hey Big Spender with Carmen Electra and The Pussycat Dolls at the Viper Room in Los Angeles.

Dressed in a sparkly bra, black PVC corset, fishnets and tiny hotpants Kelly told fans as she arrived: ‘It’s going to be me, Carmen Electra, Mya and some of the other Dolls singing and dancing. I’m doing a song called 13 Men as well as Big Spender. It’s the first time I’ve really danced since filming Dancing with the Stars, but it’s so different. This isn’t stiff ballroom – it’s slinky and sexy!’

I’m loving Kelly’s new found confidence, especially after the heartache she endured after splitting with ex-fiancé, model Luke Worrall, it seems Kell’ clearly has her life back on track and who’d have thought Miss O’ could have ever been capable of stealing the limelight from Carmen Electra and The Pussy Cat Dolls… And for all the right reasons too, good on ya, girl!

You would think Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart could kiss each other with ease by now, but sadly that is not the case.

After publicly denying and dodging questions about their relationship for months, the two actors finally could not avoid publicly displaying their affection at the recent MTV Movie Awards in LA.

When the young Twilight couple appeared on stage together to accept the Best Kiss award they were compelled to reenact their award-winning smooch for all to see. The only trouble was that their live kiss was far from a “Best Kiss” (awkward!) under any circumstances and especially not on that night as it was upstaged by Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson’s girl-on-girl lip-lock.

It appears, even for the extremely famous, kissing on command in front of millions of people can be an uncomfortable experience… or RPatz and KStew are just seriously lacking in the sexual chemistry department if two straight girls can snog each other more passionately than the Twilight stars.

I wonder what Charlize Theron would make of all this, eh? Her ex-boyf’ Stuart Townsend looks as if he’s well past the seven stages of grieving, judging by these pics…

After ending his nine-year relationship with the stunning Oscar award-winning actress earlier this year, Townsend is wasting no time moving on with his life… Um, clearly!

Photogs spotted the Irish star snogging the face off a sultry mystery woman on Saturday night, at the launch of film director Nicola Collins‘ debut photographic exhibition, Love them & leave them in Downtown LA.

And from what I hear, sexy Charlize is living life to the fullest too, she was recently snapped having what appeared to be a romantic kiss with Keanu Reeves, as well as snuggling up with Actor Jeremy Renner at a charity event.

Well, they say the way to get over someone is to get ON someone… Not that I’m suggesting Stuart did that… But from the looks of things, he certainly knows how to love them and leave them… Er, wouldn’t you agree?!

Here’s something for the weekend!

You might remember Nicola Collins (pictured right) and her twin sister Teena, from Guy Richie’s gangster flick, Snatch.

Well, Nicola is now an award winning director, as well as a celebrity and fashion photographer and this Saturday sees the launch of her first introspective photographic exhibition Love them & leave them.

The showing features a collection of 45 images of abandoned sofas encountered by chance on the streets of Los Angeles.

As one of the official BritWeek events, Love them & leave them is running from the 16th-29th May at the R&R gallery, 929 East 2nd street Suite: 106, Los Angeles CA 90012, Tel: 213.626.2261 for viewing appointments.

“Love them and leave them”… sofas? Or Madonna’s mantra? Hmm… tough choice eh, Guy!?!?

A FEW more arms and er, I think you catch my drift…

Singer Katy Perry, quite literally lit up the red carpet last night, when she attended the Costume Institute Gala in New York City, wearing a gown that resembled an electric jellyfish…

Somebody should institutionalize that costume… and QUICK!

After Nadine Coyle shocked fans with her scrawny pins, Catherine Zeta Jones is the latest celeb to join the skinny leg club.

Arriving at New York theatre last week she flashed her shrinking flesh in a black miniskirt.

Welsh-born Cat, 40, has always insisted she eats healthy so maybe her new slender frame is down to doing eight performances a week of the Broadway musical she’s currently starring in, A Little Night Music.

Plus, the stress of Michael’s son Cameron being jailed for five years this week must have taken its toll.

You still love fab Cat but a little more flesh on those bones wouldn’t hurt.

Let’s have a couple of weeks of Catherine Eater Jones!

The A-List flocked to the Coachella Festival this weekend to watch performances by artists such as Beyoncé, Jay Z, The Gorillaz, The Machine and Muse.

Members of the Brit posse, Kelly Osbourne and fashion designer - Julia Clancey were spotted mingling in the crowds with stars such as Anne Hathaway, Kate Bosworth and Katy Perry, who was letting it all hang out in a revealing sexy black dress, surprisingly there was no sign of her fiancée Russell Brand, however…

On the main-stage show Coachella’s first urban music headliner, hip-hop ambassador Jay-Z performed effortlessly through his 90-minute set in which he was joined by Beyoncé who sang Mr Hudson’s song Forever Young while Jay Z rapped along, much to the crowds delight.

This year there seemed to be more stars in the audience than there were on stage, supermodel Agyness Deyn strutted around showing off her bizarre new shaved hairdo, as Kelly Osbourne sipped lemonade after Lemonade to cool down in the sweltering heat.

Showing not a care in the world over her recent tabloid troubles, the scandal struck daughter of Sir Bob – Peaches Geldof bopped around the festival like an excited twelve year-old with her film director boyfriend Eli Roth.

The three-day event began Friday, selling out ALL its 75,000 passes in advance. The festival’s popularity turned into a nightmare for music fans though, some were waiting up to three hours to simply get into the venue.

One of my favorites was actress Zooey Deschanel (pictured left) who performed with her band She & Him onstage; they played a cover version of Chuck Berry’s Roll Over Beethoven, sung by M Ward with Zooey on the piano.

Despite all the chaos due to the massive crowds, perhaps John Lydon said it best as he left the stage after performing with Public Image Limited. “For all of you who missed it, you missed a good f-ing evening. For those of you who didn’t – not bad, huh?”

I couldn’t have put it better myself Johnny boy…

I can’t speak for the rest of my crew, but I’m blooming exhausted already… roll-on tomorrow, I say!

Amy Winehouse’s troubles seem never ending, her latest saw her being rushed to hospital last weekend with chest pains. The recovering addict was apparently experiencing major discomfort due to the breast implants she had fitted last autumn.

The 26 year-old Rehab singer was kept in overnight while doctors carried out urgent tests.

A source told PEOPLE, “She had them checked out and all was OK, so she didn’t have to stay in.”

My spies tell me the troubled star paid around £35,000 ($58,000) in October to restore the curves. Just after her surgical procedure, Winehouse’s father Mitch, boasted that Amy’s breast enhancements were “fantastic.”

The singer was last hospitalized in November last year, after having a bad reaction due to mixing over-the-counter medication with other medications in her system.

If you ask me, it looks like Amy’s ‘boobed’ again!