X-Rated Jordan… So What’s New?

Jordan aka Katie Price must be feeling a little bit ignored by the American photogs and what better way to remedy the rejection than with a bit of retail therapy… Er, at a seedy sex shop!

Predictable as ever, the booby celeb is always one for looking for that shock photo-op to grab the pouncing paps attention. So what does she do? Jord’ dragged her new husband cage-fighter Alex Reid around some of LA’s naughtiest X-rated stores.

The couple were pictured emerging from one store looking like they hadn’t a care in the world as they sauntered past a wall lined with crude cards and top shelf porn magazines.

Katie also had the cheek to tell paps and reporters at the scene: ‘She sees no reason why she can’t be just as big as the Beckhams have been, as she’s going for a different market.’

The former glamour girl is also rumored to have banned her husband from doing a nude shoot for British magazine Attitude, as she doesn’t want him to be as popular as her in the gay community.

Well if you ask me, with his army of loyal Big Brother fans on side, and that scrumptious six-pac constantly on show, I reckon Alex might have already upstaged Pricey in the pink-popularity stakes!

Elton’s Oscar Bash Raises Lots of Cash!

How quickly Oscars came around this year. It seemed I’d only just taken off my tuxedo in 2009, then BAM! It was back on again in 2010 for the best party in town – Elton John’s AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Party held at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood.

This year the event raised a staggering $3.9 Million for the fight against HIV and AIDS.

Presented by Chopard, Jo and Raffy Manoukian and Neuro Drinks, the EJAF Viewing Party continues to be the leading fundraiser on Oscar night in Hollywood. The couple’s bash has become a staple for all those without an invite to the ceremony itself and this year’s guest list read like a ‘who’s who’ to the entertainment world’s biggest names, and one of the best parties thrown by the EJAF so far (still no goodie bag however, but you can’t have everything I suppose, eh David!)

I arrived with my trademark date, the stunning diamond beauty, Zeta Graff, and the evening began with a cocktail reception, dinner and viewing of the 82nd Annual Academy Awards, followed by a very exciting live auction and a high voltage performance by the iconic Grace Jones.

“I’m so blown away this year, it’s fantastic,” Elton said. “It’s our stable fundraiser for the whole year, this is by far the most important, it gets us the most publicity and it raises the most money.

“It’s hard work because you have to walk around shaking hands with everyone but when we go home and it’s all finished we’ve met people and we’ve seen great entertainment close up.”

Drawing out quite a few of our favorite celebrities, Victoria Beckham and Heidi Klum were spotted looking as elegant as ever – even Victoria (who I often label Vic-bore-ria) was far from boring when she grabbed me and gave a big hug as she exited the ladies loos, “Sean!” she yelled… “How are you? I’m a bit drunk so no photos!” OK, so Posh is back in my good books!

Not far behind the beautiful models were “Glee” co-stars Lea Michele and Cory Monteith, followed by a brunette Hayden Panettiere.

Representing the Brits this year were the likes of recently engaged Simon Cowell who was glued to his foxy fiancé Mezhgan Hussainy all night, Mel B, fashion designer Julia Clancey, Amanda Holden, Michelle Collins, Katie Price, and Sharon and Kelly Osbourne who stopped to have her picture taken with me. Kelly was one of my favorites of the evening to be honest, beaming from cheek to cheek. She told me that she was feeling on top of the world, and who could blame her, you only have to look at the transformation she has undergone – quite unbelievable.

Nicole Richie made her way into the swanky party along with Kimora Lee, Christina Hendricks, Michelle Rodriguez and the very lovely Jennifer Hudson who also stopped to chat to me, Jennifer told me she happy when she heard Simon [Cowell] was engaged: “I am so happy he is finally settling down,” she told me.

Miley Cyrus also hit the party with Liam Hemsworth. Cyrus finally confirmed what we already knew, that Liam was her official boyfriend, and Miley told the press at the event, “I think we’re both deeper than normal people—what they think and how they feel. He’s very grateful for what he has, but he doesn’t let it go to his head. I’m like that too.” How sweet!

It was a long day! Fabulous food, lots of chocolates and wall-to-wall celebs… I could have stayed all night and kipped (slang word for slept) in the corner till morning, but thankfully sometime just after midnight I was rescued by dear friends, British actor Craig Young and Michael Di Girolamo who dragged me into their chauffeured limo!

What fun was had, my gorgeous ‘Graff’ date, my photo with Elton, Kelly Osborne’s super-slim waist, Posh and Price all smiles, Godiva chocolates, and nearly $4 mil’ raised for charity… Ah, now I can rest my weary head, it was a night well worth it, roll-on next year!

Toilet Talk…! Sienna And Jude Get In The Mood…

So, my spies are telling me that Sienna Miller and Jude Law are having, er, lot’s of fun rekindling their romance. The two of them seemed not to have a care in world at a ‘rave’ at Le Grande Bouche in Kensal Rise in London last Friday night.

A good pal of SBGLA! revealed: “They were all over each other and Jude looked a little bit out of his depth being as little older. He was dancing like a bit of an old man, bless him.”

But it wasn’t just the dancefloor that the pair became the centre of attention – they apparently inhabited one of the toilet cubicles for a considerable amount of time.

The source added: “There was a huge queue waiting to use the toilet and they’d been in there for ages, after a while people were banging on the door it swung open and Sienna told them she wouldn’t be rushing out!”

Ooh such romance!

Ga-Ga’s goo-goo over SuBo!

Lady Gaga has confessed that she is a secret Susan Boyle fan; I mean talk about chalk and cheese!

The outrageous singer admitted, “I love Susan Boyle. She is my woman of the year. She has achieved more in this year than most artists will in a lifetime.”

Well, well, I wonder what the hairy angel will make of this?

Gaga added, “This time last year nobody even knew who she was and now she is knocking the world’s most established artists off the album and singles charts.” She continued, “Our styles are different. I don’t know if we could work together, but never say never. It would be great to work with somebody of that talent.”

Boyle has already won an army of loyal celebrity fans including OPRAH WINFREY, ELAINE PAIGE, DEMI MOORE and even the US president BARACK OBAMA with her rags to riches story, but Lady Gaga? I would have never have believed this if were not for my well- placed source in the Gaga camp who is, ahem, should I say, um, pretty well placed indeed…

Well, one thing’s for sure, at least they have one thing in common… the pair of them appear to be absolutely bonkers.

Gaga told a pal that she had followed Subo’s meteoric rise ever since she saw her first Britain’s Got Talent audition on popular website YouTube and has been a loyal fan ever since. The pal added, “Lady G would love to get the chance to perform with Subo as soon as possible.”

What a double act that would be eh, SuGa? GaBo? I love it, can’t wait!

The Prodigy Rock Hollywood

They might be pushing forty but rave pioneers The Prodigy can still get a party started, only now it’s to a new younger audience (and of course us veteran ravers too).

The boys Keith Flint, Liam Howlett and Maxim Reality played the Hollywood Palladium last night and the crowd went mad to hits like “Smack My Bitch Up” and “Firestarter” as well as tracks from their brilliant new album, which was a hark back to their mid-nineties classics for me. Ah I can just hear it…

Butler Served At Teddy’s (By A Bevy Of Woman, That Is)…

Apparently that RocknRolla fellow, Gerard Butler has got a really big… ahem… ego (er, so I’m told).

Recently the actor hit top Hollywood nightclub Teddy’s on his own – but though the saying goes, “it’s lonely at the top”… this clearly isn’t the case for Butler – a notorious ladies man according to my spies about Tinseltown…

Pattz Kiss Raises $40,000 For amfAR

At the annual amfAR Cinema Against AIDS benefit last night at the Hotel du Cap near Cannes, motor-mouth auctioneer Sharon Stone, grabbed the microphone demanding some of Tinseltown’s biggest names dig deep into their charitable pockets.

And I have to say Shazza ain’t half bad at doing this job either, once upon a time Stone – who has long been a major supporter of AIDS research and has helped raise millions for the cause even convinced the Queen of pop Madonna to put the whole contents of her purse up for auction, which if l remember rightly helped fetch a pretty penny …

Madge Has An Edge… Still!

Some shrieked “oh no” when the style icon we know and love turned up last night to the annual Costume Institute Gala in NYC. But Madonna still managed to upstage every major celeb in attendance.

No one should ever criticize her for trying (well you could have a go if you like), however as ‘our’ Madge – now in her ‘nifty fifties’ turned up looking like a high-octane version of SATC’s Carrie Bradshaw in her final hours of life, pumped with Xanax washed down with one too many Piña Coladas…