That’s the sounds of a million Twi-hard hearts breaking as superVamp RPatz finally ‘fesses up that he’s going out with his Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart. Sigh.

At a post-BAFTA bash on Sunday night Rob finally admitted the worst kept secret in Hollywood – well maybe there’s a few more, but I couldn’t possibly reveal them.

The pair have been going to crazy lengths to keep their romance secret. They arrived separately at the awards and didn’t sit together. Kristen even had more security with her than Prince William! I know those Twi-hards are crazy but that’s a bit extreme, love. If I was with Rob I wouldn’t care who knew!

Bumbling RPatz told The Sun: ‘It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes.

‘We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy.

‘We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.’

But at the post-awards dinner, they were all over each other, and sloped off together at midnight. Something tells me the off-screen version of their romance isn’t as chaste as Bella and Edward’s in the Saga books. Fangtastic!

Lock up your sons! (And daughters!) Wildchild Lindsay Lohan is planning on moving from La La-Land to London.

After spending a week partying in the capital (sorry – I mean throwing fundraisers for Haiti) she tweeted: “Moving to the UK is in my near future,’ and then said: ‘better dj’s/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away!”

Lindz has spent all week doing interviews with The Sun newspaper, talking candidly about her drug abuse and stormy relationship with Samantha Ronson.

The 23-year-old describes her terror at collapsing in her bathroom after taking Ambien, her three stints in rehab and how she still loves Sam but felt that the Ronson family came between them.

“I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to,” she says.

But she still drinks, and reckons she’s allowed to have the odd tipple because she er, ‘knows her limits’. I hope so Li-Lo – otherwise fourth time’s a charm for rehab right my dear?

Cheryl Cole has jetted out to Los Angeles leaving cheating hubby Ashley Cole at home to think about what he’s done.

The Girls Aloud star is said to be ‘livid’ with him over allegations that he exchanged ‘sext’ messages and cheated on her with a secretary, so just twelve hours after her fantastic Brits performance she headed to Heathrow.

The singer is coming over to work on some new solo material in the recording studio in a week-long session that was booked a month ago.

Meanwhile, Ashley is laid up at their Surrey mansion with a broken ankle. Diddums. It’s a good job he’s not playing at the moment as I think most of the country is Team Cheryl.

The gorge girl arrived on stage at the Brits to a standing ovation, and the crowd could be heard chanting ‘Dump him, dump him.’

I agree! It’s not like Cheryl is a typical WAG who relies on her husband for cash or status. She’s a successful singer and TV star and doesn’t need to be saddled to a love rat.

Cheryl hasn’t made any comment over the latest string of allegations against her husband but she’s taken her wedding ring off and a source says: ’By going ahead with her performance in front of the celebrity audience and the millions watching on TV, she was sending out a clear message to Ashley that he will not take her pride away – whatever he does.’

Fight for this Love? I say fight him for half of the house, love.

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Who says the love of a good women can’t melt the hardest of hearts?

Simon Cowell has publicly declared that his new girlfriend Mezhgan Hussainy is ‘the one’.

He told his pal Piers Morgan on his ‘Life Stories’ show, “I’m smitten with Mezhgan – I think she’s the one. She’s very special.”

Friends even reckon that Mezhgan and the notoriously anti-marriage Si might even tie the knot. A Cowell wedding? Now that’s a guestlist I’d like to be on!

Piers then asked if he wants kids with his new flame and Simon replied: “I think I need to have little Simons around.”

Simon first met make up artist Mezhgan seven years ago when he started working on American Idol and they’ve slowly been appearing in public together. They were spotted at Mr Chow’s in London ten days ago, and Mezhgan was sporting a sparkler on her ring finger.

Just one question Simon: who are you going to choose as your wedding singer?

So, my spies are telling me that Sienna Miller and Jude Law are having, er, lot’s of fun rekindling their romance. The two of them seemed not to have a care in world at a ‘rave’ at Le Grande Bouche in Kensal Rise in London last Friday night.

A good pal of SBGLA! revealed: “They were all over each other and Jude looked a little bit out of his depth being as little older. He was dancing like a bit of an old man, bless him.”

But it wasn’t just the dancefloor that the pair became the centre of attention – they apparently inhabited one of the toilet cubicles for a considerable amount of time.

The source added: “There was a huge queue waiting to use the toilet and they’d been in there for ages, after a while people were banging on the door it swung open and Sienna told them she wouldn’t be rushing out!”

Ooh such romance!

A trim Kelly Osbourne stepped out at NY Fashion Week yesterday, looking more like my pal Paris Hilton than herself.

The 25-year-old – who dropped a stone during her first three weeks of Dancing With the Stars training – has kept the weight off and even dropped a few more pounds.

She said: ‘I was expecting to put on weight after the show, but I’ve actually lost a few more pounds. I think my metabolism is just faster now.’

Her short leather dress was the only tell-tale sign that it was the rock offspring of Ozzy and Sharon, rather than another blonde socialite doing the rounds.

You look great Kell, but don’t shed your personality along with the weight. We expect you to keep mouthing off, swearing like a trooper, and injecting some much needed personality into the celeb world. There’s plenty of C-listers who can just do thin and blonde!

Lucky Lothario Gerard Butler got an eyeful of Jennifer Aniston’s fabulous-at-forty-one bod this weekend when he jetted out to Mexico to celebrate the star’s birthday.

And I’m pleased to say that Gerry looks like he’s slimmed down since the pics taken of him a few weeks ago looking less than lithe. Well, if you’re going to hang out with Ms Aniston, you need to be into the gym!

The ‘are-they-aren’t-they’ pair has been in Cabo San Lucas along with Aniston’s pals Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow, and is fuelling speculation that they’re enjoying an off-screen romance.

They were supposedly canoodling at a Golden Globes after-party and exchanging lovelorn looks at the Hope for Haiti, but some cynics are saying that it’s all a stunt to promote their new movie, The Bounty Hunter, which conveniently is out in March. Funny how Ms Aniston seems to have a new boyfriend whenever there’s a film to promote…

And according to sources, Butler stayed in a separate pad to Jen.

‘Gerard had his own one-bedroom villa with a private pool, but he joined Jen for all the celebrations, and they looked extremely friendly but not overly flirty in public,’ said a source.

Looks like they’re just Friends to me!

Is there nothing Catalina Guirado can’t do?

She’s been a top runway model, a radio DJ, a reality TV star, a member of the Britpop Cool Britannia clan, a musician and songwriter. And did I mention she was one of FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women? For four years!

Catalina – who was known as the ‘Gorgeous Girl’ on hit chat show TFI Friday - has turned her hand to public relations and is PR-ing up a storm in Los Angeles for online social music distribution network Fifty100.com.

If there’s one thing Catalina knows, it’s her music, so I’m very excited that she’s offering some free tunes in honour of Valentine’s Day!

Just log onto Fifty100.com between 8 and 14th Feb, sign up to become a fan and, for Valentines week only, download their free album. It features fab tracks from artists like the Elevaters, i-94, John West, Adam Stern and KemeticJust. I’m sure your Valentine will give you extra points for your music knowledge and who knows it might help you get lucky!

Happy Valentine’s Day y’all!