Wally Walliams Poses With Yet Another Celebrity Laydee!
Posted on July 25th, 2009 at 8:01 am by
Britain, Britain, Britain! I remember once upon a time trying to set ‘suave’ comic and media whore, David Walliams up on a date with my good friend the very sexy [former] glamour model, Leilani Dowding… Actually I succeeded in fixing them on a one night stand if I remember rightly, didn’t I David!
Since that night at the BAFTA’s back in 2005, when date-addicted Davie boy literally had his pick of either Liberty X’s Michelle Heaton or Page 3′s Leilani, oo-er, Walliams has had many-a-sexy celeb bird riding on his coat tails…
Now I’m hearing that my other pal, Hollywood socialite Paris Hilton has been secretly ‘seeing’ the British funnyman – just check out what the News of the World is reporting…
Oh please, we’ve heard it all now! Of course moi has an ‘in’ at the Paris camp and um though I’d love to see Miss Hilton settle down with a nice chappy and get invited to the wedding and all, David Walliams I’m afraid to say just isn’t her type, they’re simply ‘just fiends’ so I’m told (not telling you who told me that either, ha!).
I mean don’t get me wrong, I love Mr Walliams and Little Britain, David with Matt Lucas has brought British comedy into the modern ages, but really, these incredibly cheap publicity stunts continue to amaze the hell out of me, and just take a look at David’s raised eyebrow – how camp and so 80′s!
David my dear, you are clearly enjoying every minute of the ‘is he, isn’t he’s’ and guess what…we all love it too, we’re just sitting back reading about your so-called ‘dates’ with nothing but grins on our faces, sometimes mate it’s even more entertaining than um… dare I say it, than watching an episode of Little Britain – er, no offence Matt!
I’ll give Mr Walliams his due though, he certainly has a knack for pulling the ‘laydees’, but he ain’t ‘alf gotta-lotta-bottle climbing up the ranks of celebrity in such a tacky way, wouldn’t you agree? - Yeah but No, but Yeah, but No, but YEAH!
