Susan Boyle pulled out of yet another Britain’s Got Talent gig last night after a screaming fit on the balcony of her hotel apparently missing her pussy… Erm… Pebbles!

Here’s how it all went down, the telly talent show reject was stood on the terrace of her 8th floor hotel allegedly shouting “Where’s my cat?” for half an hour or so before aides snuck her out of the Liverpool building via a fire escape…

Following her ‘breakdown’ after the final of BGT Susan had been told by doctors to take it easy advising her to have regular rest days when on the road, leaving me to wonder if she’ll even be able to hack it on the grueling tour circuit period as she only has to perform two songs!

However, my sources whispering in the wings tell me that Simon Cowell is already trying to line her up with a trip to Los Angeles followed by a run in Las Vegas, though I don’t fancy her chances much of carrying a show all by herself right now… If the thought of an arena in Liverpool freaks her out, just wait until she gets a load of Sin City!

A spokesperson for the tour has denied SuBo was was shouting for the animal and has insisted she was just tired, but if you ask me, I reckon what the ’48-year-old virgin’ really needs is some time alone to play with her erm, ‘kitty’!  I’m sure that’ll be just the tonic needed to help relieve some of that… ahem stress, if you know what I mean folks… Say no more!