Everyone’s Talking About Beckham’s Six Storey Six-Pack!
Posted on June 11th, 2009 at 8:30 am by
David Beckham had me all a-tingling today with the headline grabbing unveiling of his latest ad.
The gargantuan pic showed a raunchy image of Emperor Beckham’s oiled-up torso and was draped down the front of Selfridges flagship Oxford Street store as part of Emporio Armani’s new underwear campaign…
Of course when the Beckham’s do something, they do it big… and in this case it was six-storeys big (almost as big as Victoria’s ego)… Yeah, yeah I know it’s just David Beckham talking his clothes off yet again, but you can’t ignore the wow-factor in this breathtaking image of the metrosexual midfielder – who yesterday played in England’s 6-0 win over Andorra. He’s virtually naked except for the famous underpants, and his are legs spread with braided rope wrapped around his body partially covering his tattooed arms. Beckham bondage no less – talk about quiver factor!
And I have to say I consider this to be one of the campest photo shoots the English sex symbol has done so far, well apart from that dodgy homoerotic-style shoot he did a few years back where we saw him sporting a mini-Mohawk and sticking his butt out suggestively on a bed… Oo-er! But even though I loved it, I remember wondering at the time what kind of message was ol’ ‘Goldenballs’ trying to put out by posing that way, or why he needed to go that far… To be cool perhaps? I thought he already was…
The popular soccer star was accompanied by his mother Sandra and his other most faithful fashion accessory – his life-size bling Birkin bag, and by that I mean Victoria…
I’m told Posh & Becks will both be in Los Angeles very shortly as Becks is coming back to finish the season with LA Galaxy as scheduled, though he won’t be playing his first game until around July 16 owing to his commitments to England, which Beckham says will always remain a priority.
Next month the couple will celebrate their 10-year wedding anniversary, but I’m sure Mrs B will strike me off the guest-list for any festivities they might be sharing with the showbiz world… but maybe I could sneak in the back door as staff instead, say as David’s chief oiler-upper?
