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Everyone’s Talking About Beckham’s Six Storey Six-Pack!
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David Beckham had me all a-tingling today with the headline grabbing unveiling of his latest ad.The gargantuan pic showed a raunchy image of Emperor Beckham’s oiled-up torso and was draped down the front of Selfridges flagship Oxford Street store as part of Emporio Armani’s new underwear campaign…
Of course when the Beckham’s do something, they do it big… and in this case it was six-storeys big (almost as big as Victoria’s ego)… Yeah, yeah I know it’s just David Beckham talking his clothes off yet again, but you can’t ignore the wow-factor in this breathtaking image of the metrosexual midfielder – who yesterday played in England’s 6-0 win over Andorra. He’s virtually naked except for the famous underpants, and his are legs spread with braided rope wrapped around his body partially covering his tattooed arms. Beckham bondage no less – talk about quiver factor!
And I have to say I consider this to be one of the campest photo shoots the English sex symbol has done so far, well apart from that dodgy homoerotic-style shoot he did a few years back where we saw him sporting a mini-Mohawk and sticking his butt out suggestively on a bed… Oo-er! But even though I loved it, I remember wondering at the time what kind of message was ol’ ‘Goldenballs’ trying to put out by posing that way, or why he needed to go that far… To be cool perhaps? I thought he already was…
The popular soccer star was accompanied by his mother Sandra and his other most faithful fashion accessory – his life-size bling Birkin bag, and by that I mean Victoria…
I’m told Posh & Becks will both be in Los Angeles very shortly as Becks is coming back to finish the season with LA Galaxy as scheduled, though he won’t be playing his first game until around July 16 owing to his commitments to England, which Beckham says will always remain a priority.
Next month the couple will celebrate their 10-year wedding anniversary, but I’m sure Mrs B will strike me off the guest-list for any festivities they might be sharing with the showbiz world… but maybe I could sneak in the back door as staff instead, say as David’s chief oiler-upper?
55 comments News David Beckham, Emporio Armani, LA Galaxy, Posh & Becks, Sean Borg, Selfridges, Victoria Beckham55 responses to “Everyone’s Talking About Beckham’s Six Storey Six-Pack!”
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Steph Andrew, Milton Keynes, UK June 11th, 2009 at 8:47 am
Even though I David looks really sexy in the pictures, I have to admit I wouldn’t want my husband posing like that, I’d be well jealous!
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Patti Hart June 11th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Becks just gets better and better with age. Count your blessings Victoria and enjoy it while it last!
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Natalie Park, Leeds June 11th, 2009 at 9:02 am
This man is so pathetic… I love Victoria, if I was her I would be so embarrassed if my husband acted all gay in photo shoots, I would never leave him alone with Tom Cruise that’s for sure. Sorry Tom!
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Judy A. Wallace June 11th, 2009 at 9:13 am
Hurry up and dump her already David, your wife can be very uptight by the looks of it. Great poster btw!
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Gary K, Holland Park June 11th, 2009 at 9:13 am
Great footballer. Had a superb game last night. Shame about the wife though!
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Trudie, Lancs June 11th, 2009 at 9:25 am
You sexy mo’fo Beckham get rid of that ugly wife of yours!
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Kerri Morgan. Stratford East London June 11th, 2009 at 9:36 am
I love this!!!!!!!! Thanks David, I now have your new billboard as my new screen saver now gorgeous!!!
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Laurence Mustafa, Epping June 11th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Its not good when your missus has a deeper voice than you! She is more of a man than he is, get a life Becks please!
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Rachel Nevile June 11th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Aeeeeright! This is Becks at his best, I love his mum, I bet Sandra can’t stand Victoria!!!
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Justine Waddell June 11th, 2009 at 10:21 am
I think Posh is using David for his fame as hers dried up when the Spice Girls split, everything she does now is on the back of him, pretty sad for her really
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Longstocking June 11th, 2009 at 10:31 am
That body language speaks volumes, he is not into his wife!! What is Becks looking at when his wife kisses him? Every picture we these days his face seems to move away as she leans forward, not a good sign!
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Jay Flemo June 11th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Good game my son but less of this tacky modeling malarkey!
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Cedric P, Blackheath June 11th, 2009 at 10:57 am
They aren’t fooling me with their fake smiles, the Beckham’s are barely holding their marriage together I bet. She is the black widow in the relationship, she is all take take take. Poor David, GET OUT!
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Morgan Newbold June 11th, 2009 at 11:05 am
I wonder if they pad him out, like with a wonder bra type thing for mens underwear??? It looks like they do!
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Adam Carter June 11th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Not into that VERY gay looking hairstyle Becks, sort it out mate!
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Fred, Ilford June 11th, 2009 at 11:32 am
He looks gay, he’s meant to be a geezer yet he looks like a poof! He should be acting like a bloke, this is bullshit, I don’t want my son admiring this pansy!
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Sal' THE Gal' June 11th, 2009 at 11:49 am
I just can’t see the attraction. And these pictures make me want to cringe too. This bloke does nothing for me!
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TrilbyJ June 11th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
He seem so gay! With a wife like that however is enough to make anyone wanna run from woman..
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Tony Parker June 11th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Do do people think David Beckham could be gay? I’ll say this, the boy has a lot of balls posing like this in front of the world, I think it’s quite embarrassing to be quite honest, I wonder what true hetrosexual men think of their soccer idol when they see him on display like this??
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Raymond Giles June 11th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Why does he need to do this kind of shit, surely not the money, I bet his mate Tom Crusie loves these pics…
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