Movie titan Michael Douglas has probably never lost himself in soul-searching reverie while listening to Beatles classic When I’m Sixty-Four; wondering as his 65th birthday looms if wife Catherine Zeta-Jones,39, will still be sending him a Valentine… because she’s more likely to choreograph a show-stopping routine than resort to Hallmark.

Yes, nothing says ‘I love you’ like donning a silver top hat and a thigh-skimming shift dress to reprise an Oscar-winning Chicago winning routine for your beloved’s AFI Achievement Award – and believe me, CZJ’s performance was ALL that jazz, as yours truly and the Culver City audience at the Sony Studios will attest to…

Even Jack Nicholson – who handed the prestigious award to his fellow silver fox – found his mega-watt grin upstaged by the demonic sparkle of the Valley girls tush as she unleashed Velma Kelly once again; especially for Mikey’s big night.

And as the prestigious rollcall of Michael’s films; Wall Street, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and Fatal Attraction – was breathlessly enunciated for the dazzled crowd – who also included Sharon Stone, Warren Beaty and  Annette Benin – you’d have been forgiven for thinking that Michael’s greatest achievement was landing his vibrant wife.

Especially given the enraptured trance on his fizzog as he started at the mother of his two youngest children.

Catherine Zeta-Jones – what a flapper!